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This entry was meant for educational purposes only. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead is purely coincidental. Void where prohibited. Some reassembly required. List each disclosure separately by circumstance. Batteries not included. Contents may settle during reading. Use only as directed. No other warranty expressed or implied. Do not use while operating a motor vehicle or heavy machinery. Apply only to affected area. May be too intense for some viewers. For recreational use only. Do not disturb. All models over 18 years of age. If condition persists, consult me. Freshest if eaten before date on carton. Subject to change without notice. Times approximate. Simulated picture. No postage necessary if mailed in the United States. Breaking seal constitutes acceptance of agreement. As seen on TV. Many suitcases (baggage)may look alike. Contains a substantial amount of artificial ingredients. Anger and resentment may, in time, fade. Slippery when wet. Edited for LJ. Keep cool; process promptly. Entry was current at time of writing. Return to sender, no forwarding order on file, unable to forward. Not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental or consequential damages resulting from any misunderstanding, error or failure to empathize. At participating locations only. Not the Beatles. Penalty for private use. See writer for explanation. Falling rock. Lost mind pays maximum penalty. Add toner. Place stamp here. Avoid contact with ego. Privatized for your protection. Be sure each item is properly endorsed. Sign here without admitting guilt. Beware of dog/or drunken Nat. Limited time offer, call Nat to insure prompt apology. You must be present to win. No passes accepted for this engagement. No purchase necessary. Shading within a relationship may occur. Use only in well-ventilated attitude. Keep away from fire or flame. Price should not include breakup. No Canadian coins. Not recommended for over-personalizing by Shine. Reproduction strictly prohibited. No solicitors. No alcohol, pills, or laptop computer. List at least two alternate dates to talk this out. First pull up, then pull down. This supersedes all previous notices. If you consume 3 or more alcoholic drinks every day, ask your friend to take away your phone.
This entry was meant for educational purposes only. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead is purely coincidental. Void where prohibited. Some reassembly required. List each disclosure separately by circumstance. Batteries not included. Contents may settle during reading. Use only as directed. No other warranty expressed or implied. Do not use while operating a motor vehicle or heavy machinery. Apply only to affected area. May be too intense for some viewers. For recreational use only. Do not disturb. All models over 18 years of age. If condition persists, consult me. Freshest if eaten before date on carton. Subject to change without notice. Times approximate. Simulated picture. No postage necessary if mailed in the United States. Breaking seal constitutes acceptance of agreement. As seen on TV. Many suitcases (baggage)may look alike. Contains a substantial amount of artificial ingredients. Anger and resentment may, in time, fade. Slippery when wet. Edited for LJ. Keep cool; process promptly. Entry was current at time of writing. Return to sender, no forwarding order on file, unable to forward. Not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental or consequential damages resulting from any misunderstanding, error or failure to empathize. At participating locations only. Not the Beatles. Penalty for private use. See writer for explanation. Falling rock. Lost mind pays maximum penalty. Add toner. Place stamp here. Avoid contact with ego. Privatized for your protection. Be sure each item is properly endorsed. Sign here without admitting guilt. Beware of dog/or drunken Nat. Limited time offer, call Nat to insure prompt apology. You must be present to win. No passes accepted for this engagement. No purchase necessary. Shading within a relationship may occur. Use only in well-ventilated attitude. Keep away from fire or flame. Price should not include breakup. No Canadian coins. Not recommended for over-personalizing by Shine. Reproduction strictly prohibited. No solicitors. No alcohol, pills, or laptop computer. List at least two alternate dates to talk this out. First pull up, then pull down. This supersedes all previous notices. If you consume 3 or more alcoholic drinks every day, ask your friend to take away your phone.