shit!! shit!! Fire ze missiles!! But le tired, Well... TAKE A NAP!!
Hokay, so, couldn't sleep last night, I've been playing spider solitaire all morning, n I feel like shit. And to make my day a just perfect one ((sarcastic tone)), have Miami Children's today ((blah)). Hope the day gets better as it goes. Not happening I am sure.
50 Things Girls Wish Guys Knew...
*the bold blue letters are my comments.*
1. Don't tell us when you think other girls are hot. Yeah!
2. Make meaningful compliments. always nice.
3. If you don't act like soap-opera guys, don't expect us to dress like Victoria Secret models. EXACTLY! lol.
4. Mark anniversaries on a calendar.
5. There is no such thing as too much spooning.
6. Just because you L the C doesn't mean we have to S the D. HAHA!! True.
7. This is how we see it… Don't call = Don't Care. uh huh.
8. Which also means that if we don't call, take the hint.
9. We like you to be a little jealous…but overly possessive is not necessary. preach!!
10. Putting things in our butt does not turn us on. LoL.
11. Return favors: we massage, you massage; we go down, you go down; Lmao.
12. Foreplay is not an option… it’s a prerequisite. ohhh... lol.
13. We're allowed to be late… you are not. yepp
14. Eye contact is key.
15. Ask us about our day. Wonder what we are interested in. too much of that gets annoying though.
16. Laugh at our jokes. Even if they're not funny!! cough*anselm*cough. Lol ((Nacho))
17. Three words . . . honesty, honesty, honesty.
18. We have hopes, dreams, and aspirations. You should be curious as to what they are yea
19. Just because we make noise when we have an orgasm, does not mean the orgasm was faked. lol
20. Do not start with us. You will not win... not kidding… we ALWAYS win. SOoooo True!!
21. Would you like it if a guy treated your sister that way? We didn't think so.
22. If you ask nicely, we usually answer the same way. well... It depends on the question...lol
23. We will never have enough clothes or shoes! thats just some girls. lol
24. We have an excuse to act bitchy at least once a month. At least?! shit! ONCE A MONTH, period!
25. Open the door for us no matter where we are… even at our house and getting into the car. cute.
26. We love surprises! depends on the surpirse... lol
27. We liked to be kissed softly, not with an iron tongue. hehe
28. Pay attention to the little things we do, because they mean the most.
29. Boxers and maybe boxer briefs sometimes… NEVER whitey-tighties, NEVER! HAHA!! LMAo
30. Clean your room before we come over.
31. Always brush your teeth before you see us…a fresh mouth and white teeth are a necessity. ok
32. The act of doing little things counts. We want to feel adored. aww... true...
33. Even though you are sometimes insensitive and hurt us, we still love you with everything we are.
34. We do not want a “one minute man.” true
35. Don't act hard around your friends because I won't make you hard tonight. LMAoo Hahahahaha!! I have to say.... Preach!! 36. Sometimes "NO!" really means "NO!"
37. "Wife Beaters" are not an adequate form of fashion. thats right, they're bitches with no fuckin balls.
38. If we wanted to be on video tape, we'd be a porn star, not your girlfriend. HAHA!!
39. Sensitive guys are great…but crying more than we do in a movie just isn't right. but it is ok to cry... its always cute..
40. Don't let ex-girlfriends cause drama, relationships are stressful enough. YEAH! lol
41. It takes a special kind of stupid to forget birthdays. thats sad
42. Guys who are good cuddlers = guys who know how to satisfy a woman. cuddle cuddle!!
43. "Fat Chicks" have feelings too. Damn right they do!
44. Silent treatment, shoulder shrugs, tears, yelling and nasty looks all add up to . . .
YOU DID SOMETHING WRONG! DAMN IT!!
45. If you are not a good dancer, please be self-aware. well that would be my case.... lol
46. Just because a girl doesn't pick up on the first ring doesn't mean she's not waiting by the phone. TRUE!
47. You don't have to spend a lot, if it means a lot. Yepp!!
48. Don't say "i love you" if you don't mean it. uh huh
49. Don't lie to us…we will catch you. we will...
50. When girls get together, we talk about EVERYTHING. Meaning my best friends know a lot about you. Not all though. lol