The App.
The Usual:
Name: Mike.
Age: 17.
Gender: Male.
Location: Jersey.
Single/Taken[if taken picture?]: Single.
Sexual Preference: Boys.
Favorites:
Genre of Music: Eh. Random. Alternative Rock mostly.
Tell us some bands 10+: Our Lady Peace, Incubus, Feeder, Dispatch, Goo Goo Dolls, Ben Folds Five, Blink 182, Matchbox 20, Counting Crows, Dave Matthews Band, Something Corporate, and on and on.
Movies: My favorite movie of all time is My Cousin Vinny. I like all sorts of stupid comedies like that. For example, I thought "White Chicks" (seen at 3 AM today) was brilliant.
Books: Haven't been reading too much this year. Should. But in any event, if you can find anything by David Sedaris, that's really good. I was reading something good that my friend gave me the other day, but I never got the title. Will report back with it.
Colors: Black and sky blue. Especially together.
Actors: Marissa Tomei, because she's awesome. Jude Law because he's awesome. And attractive.
Part of your body: Hmm.. I like my smile.
Food: Gummi Bears, Haribo style!
Article of Clothing: I have this plain blue t-shirt from the Gap. It's nothing special, but it fits me well and everytime I wear it something good happens.
Favorite lyric?: "I know he's stuck inside your head, you're low - you better get used to it - and I know, this feeling has to end. You're strong, but it sucks you in again. In your lust, you can't make any sense, this world, it tears you limb for limb. But hold on, you're nothing but the best. And are you waking up slowly, or nothing but lonely? Are you waking up holding your breath? And are you looking for something? I promised you one thing, I promise I'll always, always be there. With all my faith, and all my heart, and all those simple things you are." Our Lady Peace, Story About A Girl. (Sorry for the length, but it IS my favorite part of any song.)
Opinions:
--Give us one word answers and we'll cut off your gentils, it's a promise--
Goverment:: Governments are pretty cool for the most part, but then you get to America and find out that George Bush was elected twice and say to yourself, "Most intelligent country in the world, my ass."
Celebrities:: They're so stupid, but I want to be them so bad. And I want to be best friends with half of them.
Whats all you need out of life:: Laughter. I find the stupidest stuff hysterical, and I love that about me.
You've gone one day left to live? What do you do?:: Good question. Without putting any serious thought into it, I'd call up every single human being I knew and invite them to my house at, say, 6 PM. The ones who couldn't make it and were important I would drive out and visit. We'd spend the night being idiots as usual, and I'd drive to a beach before midnight so I could die there, on my favorite setting in the world.
Love?:: Love is way too broad for me to give my feelings on it in an application. I love a lot of people, but the romantic kind of love I'm not sure I even believe is out there. For me, at least.
Random:
Show us some of your humor: Jesus, I find EVERYTHING funny. I'll just take some of my away messages for now:
PiNK***** (10:53:06 PM): Little Ms. Muffit sat on a tuffit trying to lay an egg. Along came a spider who sat down beside her and said "Bitch give me some head!"
Myst ******* (10:20:25 PM): But you're like.. Crouching gay guy hidden smartass.
sos******* (10:10:36 PM): one day she'll get cock slapped and wonder what happened and why it hurt
Din******(9:27:05 PM): seriously if there was an award for biggest boobs I might have to fight Dolly parton to the ground
The next one's my own.
Sykopath8 (11:45:09 PM): If oral sex were equated on a scale where the more jews you kill the better you are at it.
Sykopath8 (11:45:11 PM): He'd be Hitler.
So's this one.
Stories I recommended to a friend on her prom day, that I someday hope you will read and understand the meaning of not fucking. Ever.
"The Three Little Pills"
"Little Red Chastity Belt"
"Goldicocks and the Three NO's"
"Sleeping Lonely"
"No White"
"Just Me & My Condom"
"The Trojanbread Man"
"Celibarella"
And of course:
"Humpt-Me, Dumpt-Me"
Numb***** (9:03:32 PM): Now you know your mom is drunk when you say, "I'm gonna have a party when you're gone, and she replies, "I don't wanna see bitches layin all over the place when I finally get home."
Ok. That should give you a good idea.
Heros: My ex-boyfriend, but don't anybody ever tell him I said that.
Who's your favorite person?[picture?] why?: MY CAT!
Choose a way to die?:: Something interesting and stupid. Like being hit by a frisbee that someone threw from the Empire State Building.
Celebrity Crush? [come on you know you have one]:: Ryan Cabrera. So bad. I met him too. And he needs to cut his hair. But I want him so bad.
say something about each of the Lovely mods:: Don't really know anything about any of you, but you're all quite pretty.
Promote in two places and give us the links..we'll be checking ;) : Umm. I'll post in my journal after this, don't know where else you'd like me to promote. Not really active in any communities.
Don't promote and die. I swear, I'll bite you in the ankles until you die from blood loss. =]
Please post at least three pictures of yourself, full body is appreciated: Yeah yeah, what you're here for:
The body shot. I was drunk, go away.
First day o'school.
My favorite picture, ever.
Didn't know this girl. Lol.
We actually weren't drunk in this picture. Lol.
Enjoy.