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There once was a scientist who studied frogs. One day, the scientist puts a frog on the ground and tells it to jump. The frog jumps four feet.
So the scientist writes in his notebook, "frog with four feet, jumps four feet."
Then the scientist cuts off one of the frog's legs. The scientist tells the frog to jump. The frog jumps three feet. So the scientist writes in his note book, "frog with three feet, jumps three feet."
Again, the scientist cuts off another leg and tells the frog to jump. The frog jumps two feet. So the scientist writes in his notebook "frog with two feet, jumps two feet."
The scientist cuts off one more leg and tells frog to jump. The frog jumps one foot. So the scientist writes in his notebook, "frog with one foot, jumps one foot."
So the scientist cuts off the frog's last leg. He says, "Frog jump. Frog jump. FROG JUMP!" The frog doesn't jump.
So the scientist writes in his notebook, "Frog with no feet, goes deaf."
So the scientist writes in his notebook, "frog with four feet, jumps four feet."
Then the scientist cuts off one of the frog's legs. The scientist tells the frog to jump. The frog jumps three feet. So the scientist writes in his note book, "frog with three feet, jumps three feet."
Again, the scientist cuts off another leg and tells the frog to jump. The frog jumps two feet. So the scientist writes in his notebook "frog with two feet, jumps two feet."
The scientist cuts off one more leg and tells frog to jump. The frog jumps one foot. So the scientist writes in his notebook, "frog with one foot, jumps one foot."
So the scientist cuts off the frog's last leg. He says, "Frog jump. Frog jump. FROG JUMP!" The frog doesn't jump.
So the scientist writes in his notebook, "Frog with no feet, goes deaf."