in-say-in.. hey! say hi to N. Reeky for me! "frosty?"
wow this weekend was crazy.. were do i begin?
i dont remember wat i did thrusday so ill start at friday.. ok? here we go
according to my last update, i left of when i was leaving to pick up the liquor
from here i went to cypres park and met up with sergio and tony i just passed by to say wassup before they got theyr football game goin on
so i leave there and meet up with my homei out by the grove at flannigans liquor store and we pick up 2 12 packs of corona extra, a 6 pack of smirnoff green apple and one of mandarin orange, and a bottle of parrot bay
its all in y car.. soo i drive back home and pack my bags, my mom gets home prolly aroun 2?
so i chill with her here fo a while and i go to brandons house were brando dairon n jason were.. we stood on 1120 av at the corner of bird road with a fat inflatable doll waving at everyone.. so many people stopped and waved and honked it wasnt even funny, then NUNS drove by! u shoulda seen her face.. the lil old cripple lookin lady sittin in the passenger seat.. she was shocked! i immediatly pictured her goin up to the priest askin to send us to hell! we al dropped to the floor n lost it laughin when we all screamed out NUNS! in unison
it was absolutely great
w/e brandons stepdad was supposed to take us to the hotel to check in around 2, before 3.. he shows at 6.. ok? fuck w/e we drive get there check in take all the shit up to the room. so were there we have a drink or 2, and me dairon n jaso went on the whipcream hunt to get party pete ready for action...
we go to this lil quickie 7-11 wanna be shit, a lil pack of bologna, a pack of cheese, and 2 cans of whipcream was 18 dollars! we were like wtf?! so we walked out.. 2 second later walked back in returned everythin cept the cream.. fuck that.. so we walked to publix down the street.. got ourselves some pink lemonade... then we go and walk to mc-donalds and get a shitload of mcchikens and double cheeseburgers so keep the stomach full.. we walk back
its 7:30 and ronald calls he gets there with alex matos by the time we walk back up to the room from Mc'D's.. we go down to the beach and we just chill there for a while
at this tie i already had 2 beers and a screwdriver of parrot bay and pepsi
oh by the way! on his way to the hotel brandons stepdad bought him a 12 pack of heineken!! woooo!!!!!
so im at the beach chillin.. go back upstairs with matos.. theres like 15 people in the room.. im like
"wow wassup peoples... wt the deal wassup wasup wasup, (another beer) chillin chillin.. were my parrot bay at?
(almost empty!!!!) WTF who drank my parrot bay bro?! AGGRRHH!!!
so i have the rest.. i make a screwdriver with about 2/3 parrot bay (w/e was left in the bottle) and pink lemonade, downed it in 15 seconds time.. then cheecks shows another screwdriver with vodka and pepsi, another 15 seconds.. te manager of the hotel gets there!! im a bit buzzed and he asks "who in here is under 18 and over 21" when he looks at the bathtub full of beer and the liquor bottles on the table.. that question to me was pretty interesting.. i didnt understand it.. i wanted to ask him wat he meant but i kept my mouth shut sayin to myself (jose ur a bit buzzed shut ur face before u open ur big ass mouth and get into trouble tryin to be fresh)
so he says "alright theres too many people here.. u can go down by the beach and drink bu u cannot be in the room.. get moving.. ima cut u a break"
so we loada bag with beers and head on down to the arena...
were there me n serg jump over the locked fence with the bag of beers.. everyone else hadda walk around cause they took too long to jump
well, i learned to open bottles with other bottles... yup yup, i had an orange smirnoff and 2 more beers... then everyone finally all show up with more beer and were there drinkin n smokin and fuckin cheecks gives me a shot of vodka.. i down it.. it burns good... so i have another one..then i walk around a bit i get someones beer and finish it.. im drunk now lol
then i witness dairon streakin!
it was the funniest shit ive ever seen lolol
so were there chillin and jaime had gone up to the room and gotten more beers and i see dairon drinkin one when he does his godfather thing.. im like "i want i want"
jasons all like "dude i got u jose.. here" gives me a brand new corona!
so i taste it.. its fuckin hot so it dont ttaste good but i wanna drink it.. so i chugg it
niggggg mistake
about 45 minutes later i get a strange feeling and get real dizzy
so i sit down.. it gets worse.. i lay down.. evern worse.. i felt that last beer i chugged talkin to me saying "jose bro... u need to let me out.. this vodka u drank is kickin ass down here i cant take it let me out!"
im like nah uh beer.. aint u mexican? u a corona nigga be tough fight that nigga"
and i get up feeling better then the corona punched me from the inside, thwack! let me out bro i swear this russian bastard kickin my ass!
i lay bak down and the beers like.. fuck this!
GGLoooaaggG
gone done with
i felt better had another beer lol
and the rest of the night seems fuzzy... but if i remember ill let u know!
i dont remember wat i did thrusday so ill start at friday.. ok? here we go
according to my last update, i left of when i was leaving to pick up the liquor
from here i went to cypres park and met up with sergio and tony i just passed by to say wassup before they got theyr football game goin on
so i leave there and meet up with my homei out by the grove at flannigans liquor store and we pick up 2 12 packs of corona extra, a 6 pack of smirnoff green apple and one of mandarin orange, and a bottle of parrot bay
its all in y car.. soo i drive back home and pack my bags, my mom gets home prolly aroun 2?
so i chill with her here fo a while and i go to brandons house were brando dairon n jason were.. we stood on 1120 av at the corner of bird road with a fat inflatable doll waving at everyone.. so many people stopped and waved and honked it wasnt even funny, then NUNS drove by! u shoulda seen her face.. the lil old cripple lookin lady sittin in the passenger seat.. she was shocked! i immediatly pictured her goin up to the priest askin to send us to hell! we al dropped to the floor n lost it laughin when we all screamed out NUNS! in unison
it was absolutely great
w/e brandons stepdad was supposed to take us to the hotel to check in around 2, before 3.. he shows at 6.. ok? fuck w/e we drive get there check in take all the shit up to the room. so were there we have a drink or 2, and me dairon n jaso went on the whipcream hunt to get party pete ready for action...
we go to this lil quickie 7-11 wanna be shit, a lil pack of bologna, a pack of cheese, and 2 cans of whipcream was 18 dollars! we were like wtf?! so we walked out.. 2 second later walked back in returned everythin cept the cream.. fuck that.. so we walked to publix down the street.. got ourselves some pink lemonade... then we go and walk to mc-donalds and get a shitload of mcchikens and double cheeseburgers so keep the stomach full.. we walk back
its 7:30 and ronald calls he gets there with alex matos by the time we walk back up to the room from Mc'D's.. we go down to the beach and we just chill there for a while
at this tie i already had 2 beers and a screwdriver of parrot bay and pepsi
oh by the way! on his way to the hotel brandons stepdad bought him a 12 pack of heineken!! woooo!!!!!
so im at the beach chillin.. go back upstairs with matos.. theres like 15 people in the room.. im like
"wow wassup peoples... wt the deal wassup wasup wasup, (another beer) chillin chillin.. were my parrot bay at?
(almost empty!!!!) WTF who drank my parrot bay bro?! AGGRRHH!!!
so i have the rest.. i make a screwdriver with about 2/3 parrot bay (w/e was left in the bottle) and pink lemonade, downed it in 15 seconds time.. then cheecks shows another screwdriver with vodka and pepsi, another 15 seconds.. te manager of the hotel gets there!! im a bit buzzed and he asks "who in here is under 18 and over 21" when he looks at the bathtub full of beer and the liquor bottles on the table.. that question to me was pretty interesting.. i didnt understand it.. i wanted to ask him wat he meant but i kept my mouth shut sayin to myself (jose ur a bit buzzed shut ur face before u open ur big ass mouth and get into trouble tryin to be fresh)
so he says "alright theres too many people here.. u can go down by the beach and drink bu u cannot be in the room.. get moving.. ima cut u a break"
so we loada bag with beers and head on down to the arena...
were there me n serg jump over the locked fence with the bag of beers.. everyone else hadda walk around cause they took too long to jump
well, i learned to open bottles with other bottles... yup yup, i had an orange smirnoff and 2 more beers... then everyone finally all show up with more beer and were there drinkin n smokin and fuckin cheecks gives me a shot of vodka.. i down it.. it burns good... so i have another one..then i walk around a bit i get someones beer and finish it.. im drunk now lol
then i witness dairon streakin!
it was the funniest shit ive ever seen lolol
so were there chillin and jaime had gone up to the room and gotten more beers and i see dairon drinkin one when he does his godfather thing.. im like "i want i want"
jasons all like "dude i got u jose.. here" gives me a brand new corona!
so i taste it.. its fuckin hot so it dont ttaste good but i wanna drink it.. so i chugg it
niggggg mistake
about 45 minutes later i get a strange feeling and get real dizzy
so i sit down.. it gets worse.. i lay down.. evern worse.. i felt that last beer i chugged talkin to me saying "jose bro... u need to let me out.. this vodka u drank is kickin ass down here i cant take it let me out!"
im like nah uh beer.. aint u mexican? u a corona nigga be tough fight that nigga"
and i get up feeling better then the corona punched me from the inside, thwack! let me out bro i swear this russian bastard kickin my ass!
i lay bak down and the beers like.. fuck this!
GGLoooaaggG
gone done with
i felt better had another beer lol
and the rest of the night seems fuzzy... but if i remember ill let u know!