Mar 04, 2004 22:51
Ok.
It's a official.
As of now, 10:52:50 PM, EST, on the date of March 4,2004, I am Mrs.Johnny Depp 2. Me and Vanessa are sharing him.
You remember when Kings and royal Dukes and stuff were allowed to have more than one wife?
Yeah...
And I think women should be allowed to have more than one husband.
So,
I am Mrs. Johnny Depp (2)
Mrs. Orlando Bloom
Mrs. Ashton Kutcher
And there are more very worthy Mrs.s I could be, but I can't be bothered think of anymore right this very moment.
So,before I get in huuuge trouble with my mom,
xxmwah