greatest movie quotes. can you guess the movie?

Nov 29, 2006 22:26

-"And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire..."

-"You remind me of the babe."

-"The building is a symbol, as is the act of destroying it. Symbols are given power by people. Alone, a symbol is meaningless, but with enough people, blowing up a building can change the world. "

-"Time is a gift, given to you, given to give you the time you need, the time you need to have the time of your life."

-"Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, and fuck you, I'm out!"

-"You can turn your back on a person, but, never turn your back on a drug. Especially when it's waving a razor-sharp hunting knife in your eye."

-"Ex-squeeze me? Baking powder?"

-"Define irony: a bunch of idiots dancing around on a plane to a song made famous by a band that died in a plane crash."

-"All right, remember - alcohol equals puke equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you!"

-"The fate of the planet is in the hands of a bunch of retards I wouldn't trust with a potato gun."

-"I'm happier 'n a tornado in a trailer park!"

-"KITTY!"

-"Someone get that dirty old man out of this operating theater."

-"Never date a guy who knows more about your vagina than you do."
Previous post Next post
Up