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[xporcelainhopex]

me: what time is it there?
*******: you don't want to know
me: well what are you still doing up dummy
*******: oh you know
we marines work under the cover of night
me: oh stfu with that
you're probably doing something like bandaging broken puppy legs
and kissing babies
*******: shit b
do i have to prove something to you?
me: by doing stereotypical marine things?
are you going to kill me
viciously
secretively
...instantly?!
*******: sounds like i might have to
me: at least tell me how it's going to happen
*******: nothing fancy
one good punch should do it
me: !!!!
where??
*******: right in the fuckin rib
me: hahahhaha
is that what marines do
prey on the vulnerable?
*******: we have an eye for weakness
i could just show up in my dress blues
that'd shut you up
get your knees all weak
kick you there
me: hahahah
well the stereotype about you all being meatheads is certainly true
isn't it?
*******: ohh someday,c helsea
someday.
me: i liked you better when i thought you worked with whales
*******: wtf
me: you know. marine. marine mammals. sea world.
*******: i just laughed out loud
and now i am embarrassed
because you're so...so dumb
me: hey you laughed at it
*******: we're btoh so fucking dumb