"How do you expect to have little Ho'o's someday if you're not mixing?"
Yesterday was fun but quite humiliating. Tiani, Moriah, and I went to mix with our boys on countryside. So when we get there it's Ho'o, Loop, Kaleo, Tupu, Ron J, Henry, E.T., and some other boy. So of course we go to sit down and Kaleo goes "Oh Ryan, come over here and sit next to Ho'o" THANKS ONI PA'A for telling the world. Then Loop kept trying to get me to go and sit next to Ho'o and I told them I hated all of them. I don't think it would be appropriate to inform Ho'o that I only like him because he has no personality and a very dry sense of humor. Loop is my favorite though because he kept trying to challenge me to a dance-off. I would have lost though because his moves were just too good.
P.S. I don't think my life could be any more of a joke. This boy Ka'isi that I hooked up with last month called Tiani's phone for me yesterday. I guess Pati gave him Tiani's phone number 'cause he didn't have mine. So Tiani answered and he thought it was me, so then Tiani tried to give me the phone and she got mad because I ran away. So then she had him call back in 15 minutes and forced me to talk to him. It was like 3 minutes of awkward silence and I'm like "Uhhhhm, can you call me tonight because it's too loud in here and I can't hear you..." Of course he never called, which makes my life good. Oh, and he said he was 19, but he's possibly 17, which NO ONE fucking told me. And plus, Samoans can easily lie about their age and you'd never know.
P.S. I don't think my life could be any more of a joke. This boy Ka'isi that I hooked up with last month called Tiani's phone for me yesterday. I guess Pati gave him Tiani's phone number 'cause he didn't have mine. So Tiani answered and he thought it was me, so then Tiani tried to give me the phone and she got mad because I ran away. So then she had him call back in 15 minutes and forced me to talk to him. It was like 3 minutes of awkward silence and I'm like "Uhhhhm, can you call me tonight because it's too loud in here and I can't hear you..." Of course he never called, which makes my life good. Oh, and he said he was 19, but he's possibly 17, which NO ONE fucking told me. And plus, Samoans can easily lie about their age and you'd never know.