Jasmine is at it again ...

Jun 07, 2010 19:48

opening sentence of Chapter 3 of splork!

Marc removes his tweed jacket & used car shoes & plunks himself down on the couch in the livingroom. Floyd prompty leaps into his lap & Marc puts down the cat. & he puts down the cat. & he puts down the cat. & he puts down the cat. & he puts down the cat. & he puts down the cat. & he puts down the cat.
"Damnit, Floyd," he says, reaching for his laptop, leaving Floyd rubbing vs. his left ankle, proud of himself.

gee, wonder where i got that idea ... c'mon Jasmine, stop it ...

i'm currently drinking a Shiraz from Rex-Goliath which has a Giant 47 Pound Rooster on the label. i bought it for KC to use as a rolling pin for her croissants. its suitable for using to braise a chucksteak. the wine itself is um, well ... its got a Giant 47 Pound Rooster on the label! i think the date on the bottle is "last Thursday." which, suffice to say, was a very bad year.

xp has a case of the stupids tonight. it must be time to splork! a little more ... find the stupidest music i have, turn it up and get strange ...

scribe, fabulous wonder kittens

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