i won =]
rawr skankasarus: well you like to smell the insides of shelbos ear abnd then bite her nose of and put oreos on top, then stick the nose in ollos vagina and she screams cuz it burns then you laugh like a watermelon and then ollo slaps you with a toothpick and then you cry yourself to sleep and when you wake up a bear ate your shoe so now you have no shoe HAHAHAHAHAHA
lP iU oN nXs 3 0: LMAO. well you like to have the nasty with ollos large intestine and you like to lick shelbos SMALL intestine. and while your masturbating, your watching rugrats and crying like a baby cuz you wish you had some pickles or skittles, but you dont cuz a MOUNTAIN LION ate it all.
rawr skankasarus: LMAO LMAO...hmm WELL while your at school with no shoe then a lion comes and sstills your other shoe and then you have NO shoes then...ollos butthold comes out and you swallow it and choke then shelbos vagina comes off and slaps you while your choking...then while shelbo bleeds ollo comes and gets her butthole out your mouth and then you stop choking...then you go home and then some freak ate all the skittles and outta no where a big piece of poop goes ino your eye and you fart and then everyone dies and then your in jail and get raped with a stick
lP iU oN nXs 3 0: LMAO well you touched ollos insides too much that all her cum fell out and all these little kids thot it was frosting, so they licked it all. then they all got pregnant so YOU went to alcatraz [in san francisco] cuz you made many young children pregnant for nuthin. then you tried to escape, but then the shark ate you. but u didnt die. u lived in its stomach. then u humped its tongue and u tickled it so it spit you out. then you landed in culver city and you came home and goldilocks ate all your porridge then you were looking for your mom and you found her in your room licking your computer and eating all your skittles and watching HBO at NIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!
rawr skankasarus: LMAO LMAO LMAO...grr hmm well you get outta jail and then some freak says want some crack? then you say yesh and then they take you to a place full of imagination and then you see spongedbob watching CINEMAX AT NIGHT...nasty...and then hes masturbating on a duck and then the ducks dying so you kill spongebob and lick the duck. but then the kids get mad at you and they all start to hump your leg till you bring spongebob back but you cant cuz hes a cartoon and you dont know how to draw then your pants are full of cum from the kids and then they finally through up and there intestines turn orange and wiggle up your vagina like a worm and you jump around and scream like a weirdo and then when it comes out its blue. and theres a doctor there and he thinks your weird so he takes you to the hospital and put pancakes in your tummy and then you choke cuz your eye is allergic to pancakes and it falls out so then your left with one eyeball and a tummy full of pancakes and then you go to new york where people make fun of you cuz you have one eye and then a bear eats you but you maturbated on his tooth so he spits you out and you fly all the way to antartica
lP iU oN nXs 3 0: LMAO well you had a condom. but you thot it was a balloon so you were blowing it. then when you were finish blowing, you took the condom off your mouth and your lips were all white with CUM so then you licked it as if it were sugar and you got all hyper and started to hump everyone in school. then everyone got scared so everyone went home early. then a big cloud, that was really black, came over the school yard and your boobs started shaking a lot cuz u said black makes your boobs shake. AND THEN you went to 7-11 and the people said "why are your boobs shaking?" then you said "cuz i saw black" then you said "wanna touch them?!" and they said "NO NEVER!" then they ran away and you took all the food in 7-11. then you ran away from home and you lived on the traintracks. and you had honey from 7-11 so some bears were fighting you for the honey. but then you said "NO NEVER! ITS MINE!" then you threw your eyeballs at them so you were blind. and then you threw your vagina, so you couldnt pee anymore!!!
rawr skankasarus: LMFAO well people in antartica all started crying when they saw your one eyeball and then they killed there babaies and then you saw nailpolish and started licking the polish off the stik thing and then when it was ll gone you started to jump like a vagina jumper and then you saw a bear and told it to eat you and then it did and thenn you licked its insides and he pooped you out in australia and then the people loved you cuz of your one eyeball and then you said "HAVE MY BABAIES I LIKE SKITTLES" then this shark comes and kills the father of your babies and then you go in the water and try to kill the shark and find your retarded husband. The shark was in a cave underwater and then you hear the song bury your head and then you bury your head under water and then choke on the sand stuff and your husband was having the nasty with the sharks tongue and then it spits it out cuz his penis was only 2 inches so then when you find out he cheated on you, you rip out his large intestine and sell it on ebay and then you get 3435 million dollars but you loose it cuz your still underwater and the money floated to the top and all the old people came and stole it from yyou and then you had to go back to antartica cuz you forgot your wallet but when you go back your wallet was eaten by a penguin and then you rip off the penguins head and seel that on ebay but you only get 2 pennies and then you get mad and destroy with plante mars and then all the alines thats lived there come to earth and molest you with BIG spoons
lP iU oN nXs 3 0: LMAOLMAO. well you went to hump a bear and it got mad so it ripped your shirt off then your boobs were shaking cuz the bear was black. then paparazzis were there so they took pictures then they sold your picture at fox hills mall for a million bucks but ppl said you werent worth it so they got it for ONE penny only and you got sad so then your boobs shrinked and stopped shaking. then a panther said "hey why dont you have boobs...are you a manwhore?!!" and u said "no im sad cuz someone bought my picture for only one penny. i wish i was worth a million" then the panther said wanna ride on my back> we'll go to the jungle" then u did and u went to the jungle and you married tarzan. then you made babies and u didnt want them so u gave them to the monkey and ur babies had boobs the size of a watermelon and everytime they saw GREEN, their boobs shaked and their butts pooped. then u said "hey no fair i want my babies back" but the monkeys said no and they threw bananas at you and they poked you with two big FORKS
rawr skankasarus: LMAOLMAO. well while you were being molested a car came and saw the aliens and then they slapped them with meat so they ran away to texas. Then the car drove you to california and you said "OMG are we going to disneyland?" and they said "no you retarded one eyed person, where going to lashinays house!!" then there butts came off cuz they were soo happy but you didnt know lashinay so you cried cuz you though she would molest you with spoons. but when you got there, there was A LOT of guys kissing and lashinay was in the corner masturbating and then you said "hi im freak kristel with one eye" and lashinay said go away you vagina humper then you go mad and said" YOU PENIS YOU BETTER HAVE MY BABIES!!" then you slapped her with a quarter and molested her with a spatula BUT the people who took you to her house sid "HEY YOU FREAK ONE YED PERSON" and then you go scared so you ran away with these 2 gay guys and then you had to suck there vaginas since they got a sex change and then they made you eat skankasarus poop and then you started choking on the penny that was in there, so the gay dudes started laughing and left you chking. But a llama came and saw you were sad and then took you to a chocolate factory where you ate LOTS of chocolate and got fatter then a whale but it wasnt really chocolate it was poop from elfs and then you threw up all the poop and got skinny like lucas and then you sid " EVIL WHORES YOU SAID IT WAS CHOCOLATE!" then the llamas cried and the bear they were working for came and slapped you all the way to texas where the aliens found you and said "MUAHAHA WHERES YOUR CAR FRIENDS YOU ONE EYED FREAK?": then you said "there gone to disneyland with me" and started crying but the aliens didnt cared and molested you with even bigger spoons then before.
lP iU oN nXs 3 0: LMFAO. well you were at six flags and fell off the Goliath ride then superman saved you so you guys were flying. then you farted and it made him pass out, so he dropped you and said "EVIL FARTER!" then you somehow landed and shelbos house and you started to dance with her mom. then shelbo slapped you with a toy dildo and you said "oo that feels good" then shelbo said "ew nasty perv. you can have the dildo!!!" then she gave it to you and you started to hump it, so it ripped and shelbo said "ugh u ripped my toy!" so she chased you all the way to my house. then u smelled my butt like a dog so i said "HEY NASTA! IM GONNA KICK YOUR BUTT!" so you laughed like a strawberry and then me and shelbo started chasing you so you kept running and running. then we were at ollos house and you humped her dog so ollo said "UGH LASHINAY! IM GONNA TAKE ALL YOUR SKITTLES AWAY! AND EAT THEM IN FRONT OF YOU WHILE YOU'RE CRYING LIKE THE RUGRATS BABIES!" then you said "NO DONT PLEASE! I'LL GIVE YOU MY NOSE!" and she said "OK!" so ollo had two noses and she looked like an alien. but SECRETLY!. she WAS the alien so she took you to pluto and you started to turn all blue so she said "are you ok?!" and u said "AHGGADFNHDID!!!" and she said "what?" and then you passed out. then you woke up in a bar and there were gay guys kissing and they said "GIVE US PRIVACY YOU MOLESTOR!" and u took a pic and they got more mad so they slapped you with their fake vaginas. and then they peed on you cuz they couldnt find the bathroom
rawr skankasarus: LMAOLMAOLMAO. well while you were being molested shelbo came and said "HEY your being molested" and you said "DUH YOU FREAK, help me" then she said " no never its fun to watch": then when they finished molesting you you kicked shelbos pretend penis and then she cried like a rugrats baby and then ollo came and said "HEY you kicked my penis" and then you said "IOY JEEBUS i did? im sorry, have my babies" then she said YESSS and then you had the nasty with her pretend penis BUT it really wasnt a pretend penis. it was the penis of this dude whos boyfriend cut it off cuz it was only 2 inches so then he cam looking for it and when he founfd it you were humping it so he said "GET OFF MY PENIS YOU ONE EYED FREAK" and you did and ollo started to cry cuz she loved her penis but the evil dude took it away so you said "its ok ill find you another penis thats 24 inches long" then you go to europe and look at all the nakie guys penis and then when you find on you say "HEY, GIVE ME YOUR PENIS!" and then they say "WHAT? i love my penis, get your own!" and you say "NO, just give me yours damnit" and he does so then you find ollo and then you give her the penis and she starts to hump her bike cuz shes soo happy you found her penis and she laughs like a pineapple, BUT then the dude you stole the penis from came looking for you and said he needed it back cuz his boyfriend need something to fart on. so you gave it back and then ollo started to lick candles cuz she was obsessed with that penis and now it was gone...so you went looking again but this time you went to canada and then you saw degrassi and asked spinner if you could have his penis cuz your sex partner needed it, and he said "sure but its only .5 inches" and you said "thats ok as long as its orange" and he says it is and cuts it off for you and then you take it to ollo but she said she wanted blue not orange soo you say "OMG YOU NASTY you want blue peniss now? HOW AM I GONNA FIND A BLUE ONE GRRRR!!" then you start pushing pennies down her throat and she farts out this gas and you pass out.
HAHAHA
kristel said:
lP iU oN nXs 3 0: LMAOLMAOLMAO that was funny. im too lazy to make a story. so u win
SO I WIN
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
I WEEN
I WEEN =]]]]]