Here have a morning post laced with sarcasm.

May 18, 2012 06:36

Dear flatmates (maybe less of you guys) and those across the flat, especially the bitches,

Thanks for serving as the world's most useless alarm clocks as you were all ringing at the times that an alarm clock shouldn't ring. The worst thing is, as alarm clocks, there didn't seem to be a way that you'd shut off any time soon.

No wonder people wouldn't purchase all of you.

Basically, if all your pathetic brains can't process what I just said 'cause you know you are all dumbfucks like that, it just means that it doesn't mean if you finished your exams and want to party you can go all out right now seeing as there are still other students around who aren't doing your course.

Rules are meant to be broken, yeah, but not at the expense of others.

Sincerely,
One Who Has Been Woken Up at 4.30am, and Stayed Awake Since Then

ETA: On a lighter note, remember to lemme know if you're coming for the Japan/Japanese/anime and manga/BL + yaoi/everything under the sun chat!

rl, pissed, people, uni, !rant

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