If I did it for Code Geass, I should do it for KKM...
MURATA was treated very badly by RANJEEL. JENEUS and SARA, Made to do many chores around the house with no time to rest, MURATA seeks refuge in his/her own little TREE-WHERE-THEY-FIRST-MET, where she daydreams of a better life. Meanwhile, the King and Queen are preparing for an EXPLOSIVE COOKING CONTEST they are giving in order to find a wife for their son, the guest of honor. SHINOU wonders when he will find true love, and the King assures SHINOU that lasting love will come one day.
On the night of the COOKING CONTEST, MURATA fantasizes about attending. MURATA is teased for harboring impossible dreams of attending the special COOKING CONTEST. MURATA is miraculously provided with a beautiful PANTIES and super fast WATER TRANSPORTATION by a 800 YEAR OLD ULRIKE. Warned that this magic will last only until midnight, MURATA leaves for the COOKING CONTEST. The 800 YEAR OLD ULRIKE tells MURATA that dreams can indeed come true.
At the COOKING CONTEST, SHINOU invites a mysterious stranger (actually MURATA in her PANTIES ) to SHOWER. MURATA and SHINOU SHOWER all night long. JENEUS and SARA glare and spitefully criticize SHINOU's choice of partners. MURATA, and SHINOU marvel that they have fallen in love after knowing each other for less than OVER 4000 YEARS. As midnight is about to strike, MURATA , flees, leaving only a VIBRATOR behind.
The next day, MURATA, HORRIFICALLY recalls the COOKING CONTEST to RANJEEL and JENEUS and SARA. JENEUS and SARA , believing that MURATA can only be imagining the COOKING CONTEST, marvel at her accuracy. A(n) CLARINET announces the arrival of SHINOU, who, armed with the VIBRATOR, has begun to search far and wide for his mysterious love. RANJEEL orders MURATA, out of the house so that she won't ruin JENEUS and SARA's chances with SHINOU. To the delight of MURATA and SHINOU, magic once again provides assistance, and SHINOU recognizes MURATA, He places the VIBRATOR in on her ASS and, lo and behold, it fits. MURATA, and SHINOU are DRAMATICALLY united and live happily ever after.
Again, it's as cracktastic as ever. Do enjoy this. I will post to Kyou Kara Maou community too~ xDD