So there's this boy...
Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. My defense mechanisms went down tonight. And, it's edited in some parts.
him: LMFAO!!!!
Auto response from CauseForDisaster: so i'm a fan fic addict...it could be worse really.
him: YOURE A FAN FIC ADDICT!!!!
him: HAHAHAHAHA
him: LAMEXOR
ME: LEAVE ME ALONE
ME: harry potter fan fic rocks my socks
him: LMAO
him: lolololol
him: lololololololololol
him: chicks with morals are fucked up
ME: morals are gonee
him: i dont think so
ME: yeah, well at least i don't have a lame animated chrismas tree for an icon
him: at least i dont have morals and lie about it
ME: look, stuff happens.
him: like morals
ME: like things that make them go away
him: prove it
ME: pftsh i don't have to tell you what goes on
him: exactly
ME: i'd like to keep my mask, okay?
him: drunk doesnt cout
ME: i don't drink
him: bullshit
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ME: so i'm a drunked bitch other places
ME: but as soon as i'm here, i'm totally different
him: ::hug::
him: im fucking with you by the way
him: dont take anything i say serious
ME: yeah yeah yeah
him: i just triple dosed on nyquil and had a black and white cookie
ME: LMFAO
him: and a glass of chocolate milk
him: raWr
ME: that, goes on the profile
him: AT LEAST I DONT READ FAN FIC
ME: you should try it
ME: and it's really my last resort
ME: there's nothing to do now
ME: and my feet are COLD
him: i hate it when that happens
ME: i know
ME: you start resorting to stupid things
ME: ...like fan fic
him: some kids try weed and get addicted
him: you try fan fic
ME: yeah, i'm messed up
him: at least youre not into hanson fan fic
ME: ewww god no
him: god
ME: /shudder
him: those chicks were hot back in high school
ME: they had penis's
him: BULLSHIT
him: YOU LIE
him: STOP
ME: /stops
ME: okay
ME: totally vaginas for them
him: no males could have golden locks as perfect as theirs
ME: true dat brother
him: loloolol
him: nyquil kicks ass
ME: ew i hate nyquil
ME: i'd rather stay up and sniffle than have nyquil
him: it tastes like liquirice
ME: and i have licorice
him: thats it
ME: baddd experience with twizlers
him: woman
him: im gonna go sleep.......becuase im so cool i overdosed on nyquil
him: rock on
ME: i'll umm call you
ME: just to bug you
him: dont
him: ill fall asleep on you
him: and feel bad
ME: on me, eh?
him: i will
him: ive falled asleep on a lotta people
ME: i could say a lotta dirty things right now
ME: but i won't
him: im a slut
him: u can say it
him: u say it to my face
him: and on my myspace
him: oh wait
him: thats whore
him: and yes
him: i tell a lotta people to entertain me
ME: aight
him: aight
him: so im gonna let you get back to your harry potter fan fac
him: fic**
him: lolol
him: im fucked up
ME: JESUS CHRIST IT'S COLD
him: i agree
him: tell harry to make it warm
ME: oh, now that's just cold
him: im out....stop making me stay
ME: no
him: ::hug::
ME: i'm too good at it
him: id make you warn if i could
him: rawr
ME: let me do something i'm good at
him: GRR
ME: umm
him: lke
ME: la la la
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ME: sure sure sure
him: what about your morals
him: i though u didnt do that
ME: were you here for this convo?
him: ok
him: so maybe you dont have morals now
ME: i'm not. but i'm good at keeping people here
him: true
him: how do you know youre not good at it
him: huh
MEr: i've never tried it
him: you should
him: i hear god things
ME: well, some guys aren't as willing as they say they might be
him: who
ME: this guy
ME: who's in my journalism class
him: tim is ugly though
ME: and we so totally hooked up like TWICE
ME: cause i had some special hook up bucks
him: im willing
him: woman
ME: not for me
ME: you're too concerned about these non-exsistant morals
him: ive been convinced they dont exist
ME: well then
him: on that note, i need to go have a wet dream........im gonna go
ME: no i'm far too good at keeping you here
him: no
him: i need to go
him: now
him: grr
him: im leaving
ME: /tear
him ill talk to you tomarrow
ME: yeah yeah yeah
him: sweet dreams, my dear
him: :-*
ME: ummhmm
him: ::hug::
ME: /hug back
him: goodnight
ME: you too
he is away at 3:02:56 AM.
ME: have a niice wet dream!
Auto response from him: nyquil kicks ass!!
sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepin
rock on, sempre fi