please killme now.
i fucking hate fishflys. its slowly getting worse. im scared to leave my apartment. i have a serious bug phobia. i almost threw up, i watched one crawl out of its "skin" while attached to my window. when i got outta my car today, i was talking to myself going "Its ok. just keep walking. unlock the door. dont look. ect.." then i realized the neighbor was watching. he also saw me later run back into my car screaming and shaking itching myself cause i thought they were like, ON me. im going to be a rent -paying nomad for the next month. i cant go home. you kow when you watch fear factor and your like "oh my god, id rather DIE than do that?" same thing for me. WHAT DO I DO???
i know all you guys that live by the lake are like "haha, PUSSY"
ive decided, im going to buy a shitload of lizards, and let them run around and eat all the bugs.
who wants to donate a lizard?
*** this is hilarious. my ma's old ass neighbor who calls the cops all the time... my bro's friend SHIT on his porch, wiped his ass, and stuck the shitty t.p. to the door. he called the cops and they laughed at hi,m. he had to clean up human feces. hahah thats what he gets damnit.
i know all you guys that live by the lake are like "haha, PUSSY"
ive decided, im going to buy a shitload of lizards, and let them run around and eat all the bugs.
who wants to donate a lizard?
*** this is hilarious. my ma's old ass neighbor who calls the cops all the time... my bro's friend SHIT on his porch, wiped his ass, and stuck the shitty t.p. to the door. he called the cops and they laughed at hi,m. he had to clean up human feces. hahah thats what he gets damnit.