Day off...
I got my day off from school, it's been well due. I had to get up at 8:00 to practice piano and then I had an hour voice lesson and went to Old Navy to get flip flops and capris. Lauren can relate to this, I tried on these capris that I really liked... too bad they made ugly pants. Oh, I have new songs for Guys and Felicia for anyone who cares. I'll be putting it under sn LJ cut thing.
Switch Adelaide to Felicia and Sarah to Naomi
Felicia:
What are we, crazy or something?
At Pacific Sun and Hot Topic,
A lesson I've been taught,
You can't get alterations on some pants you haven't bought.
Naomi:
At any vegetable market,
From Shop Rite,
You mustn't squeeze the melon till you get the melon home.
Felicia:
You simply gotta gamble.
Naomi:
You get no garrantee.
Felicia:
Not doesn't that kind of apply to you and I!
Naomi:
You and me, English Teacher!
Felicia:
Wrong show.. that was Bye Bye Birdie...
Why not?
Sarah:
Why not what?
Adelaide:
Marry Grant today,
Trouble though he may be,
Much as he likes to play,
Crazy and wild and free.
Adelaide and Sarah:
Marry the man today,
Rather than sigh in sorrow.
Adelaide:
Marry the man today and change his ways, and stench, tomorrow.
Sarah: Adelaide: Marry the man today, Marry the man today, Maybe he's leaving town, Maybe he's leaving town, Don't let him get away, Don't let him get away, Hurry and drag him down. Counter-attack him and
Adelaide and Sarah:
Marry Grant today,
Give him the girlish laughter,
Sarah:
Marry the man today and save the soap for after!
Adelaide:
Slowly introduce him to the better things,
Respectable, conservative, and clean,
Sarah:
Reader's Digest.
Adelaide:
Seventeen.
Sarah:
Deoderant.
Adelaide:
WYT.
Sarah:
flip flops.
Adelaide:
Ovaltine... i mean, gatorade!
Adelaide and Sarah:
But marry Grant today,
Handle it mean and forcefully.
Adelaide:
Marry Grant today and train him subsequently.
Sarah:
Carefully expose him to domestic life,
And if he ever tries to stray from you,
Have a TV dinner,
Adelaide:
Have a Windsor pot,
Sarah:
Have a baby,
Adelaide:
Have two!
Sarah:
Six !
Adelaide:
Nine!
Sarah:
2842! i mean... no
Adelaide and Sarah:
Marry Grant today,
Rather than sigh in sorrow,
Marry the man today and change his ways,
Adelaide:
And change his stench,
Sarah:
And change his cleanliness,
Adelaide:
And change his odor,
Sarah:
And change his hygiene,
Adelaide and Sarah:
as soon as humanly possible