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I love living in this house. I truely mean that. So far while living here, the following has occured.
Jake, Buck, and I took Black Tuxedo condoms and filled them with lotion and threw them at Matty B and a girl while they were laying in his bed. (Matt lacks bedroom doors at this time.)
Derek coined the nickname "asssquatch" for Matty due to his abundance of ass hair.
Jake and I were loud beyond belief at 4 in the morning just to annoy sleeping Matty.
I walked in to the upstairs kitchen only to find Matty B butt ass naked.
Buck chased everyone with an old Super Soaker 60, no one was spared.
Matty had another girl over so Jake, Buck, Eddie T, Joe, and I went upstairs with whistels, pots, and pans and made as much noise as possible to cock block him.
Matty and Jake ran in to my room butt as naked while I was watching a movie with Alyssa.
Matty then returned butt as naked once again, but this time blowing a whistle.
I broke a plastic close hanger on Matty's ass, and continued to whip him with it. Welts did surface.
I tackled Matty in the kitchen and wrestled him, I won.
Buck jumped non stop in the attic to see if he would fall through, he did not.
That is basically a summary of all that has occured. It has been nothing but laughs and I enjoy it.
Jake, Buck, and I took Black Tuxedo condoms and filled them with lotion and threw them at Matty B and a girl while they were laying in his bed. (Matt lacks bedroom doors at this time.)
Derek coined the nickname "asssquatch" for Matty due to his abundance of ass hair.
Jake and I were loud beyond belief at 4 in the morning just to annoy sleeping Matty.
I walked in to the upstairs kitchen only to find Matty B butt ass naked.
Buck chased everyone with an old Super Soaker 60, no one was spared.
Matty had another girl over so Jake, Buck, Eddie T, Joe, and I went upstairs with whistels, pots, and pans and made as much noise as possible to cock block him.
Matty and Jake ran in to my room butt as naked while I was watching a movie with Alyssa.
Matty then returned butt as naked once again, but this time blowing a whistle.
I broke a plastic close hanger on Matty's ass, and continued to whip him with it. Welts did surface.
I tackled Matty in the kitchen and wrestled him, I won.
Buck jumped non stop in the attic to see if he would fall through, he did not.
That is basically a summary of all that has occured. It has been nothing but laughs and I enjoy it.