Bitch, I Love You- An Arthur/Eames FST
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Cover art made by the lovely pen_pistola
BITCH, I LOVE YOU
or
Arthur and Eames: A Tumultuous Love Story in Two Acts
ACT I- Hit it Hard
Scene 1: In which Eames makes his feelings known ("Howlin' For You"- The Black Keys ft. Prinse Thomas Diskomiks)
I must admit
I cant explain
Any of these thoughts
Racing through my brain
Its true
Baby Im howlin for you
Scene 2: In which Arthur is interested, but wary ("Tell Me Now So I Know"- Holly Golightly)
People tell me that you just drift away
Oh, believe me, I need you more each day
You are my hope, my everything
I live just for you
I love you deeply but I guess it doesn't show
I ache inside but my lips can't let you know
Oh, darling, please, tell me the truth
You know I live just fo ryou
Tell me now so I know
There are so many things that I could do
If he'd tell me now then I know what to do
Tell me now so I know
Scene 3: In which Eames proves himself to Arthur ("Prizefighter"- Eels)
Well, if you need me, I'm right here
No matter what, I'm always near
Yeah, I've been through a lot and you can't scare me
Now go on baby, if you just dare me
I'll break through any wall, just give me a call
I'm a dynamighter, I'm a prizefighter
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Tell me all, tell daddy all, just give me a call
I'm a go all nighter, I'm a prizefighter
Scene 4: In which Arthur taps that ("Hit it Hard"- Peaches)
Wanna get you home wanna make me moan
Wanna get you in my pleasure dome
Wanna make it hot
Get your pistol cocked
Gonna get ya if your ready or not
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Pardon me but please
On you hands and knees
Lets hit it hard
Now you're in charge
You wanna roll
Then take control
Get up on the floor
Show me what its for
Wanna score
Por favor
Come on rock it hardcore
INTERLUDE- Stormy Weather ("Stormy Weather"- Pixies)
It is time for stormy weather
ACT II- Without You Here
Scene 1: In which Eames is unfaithful ("Girls & Boys"- Blur)
On sunny beaches
Take your chances - looking for
Girls who are boys
Who like boys to be girls
Who do boys like they’re girls
Who do girls like they’re boys
Always should be someone you really love
Scene 2: In which Arthur is supremely pissed off ("I Put a Spell on You"- She and Him)
I put a spell on you
Becase you're mine
You better stop the things you do
No I ain't lyin'
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I just can't stand it, babe
The way you're runnin' around
I just can't stand it, babe
The way you always put me down
I put a spell on you
Because you're mine
Scene 3: In which Eames wants Arthur's trust back ("Seven Nation Army"- White Stripes)
And if I catch it coming back my way
I'm gonna serve it to you
And that aint what you want to hear
But thats what I'll do
And the feeling coming from my bones
Says find a home
I'm going to Wichita
Far from this opera for evermore
I'm gonna work the straw
Make the sweat drip out of every pore
And I'm bleeding, and I'm bleeding, and I'm bleeding
Right before the lord
All the words are gonna bleed from me
And I will sing no more
And the stains coming from my blood
Tell me go back home
Scene 4: In which Arthur warily forgives Eames and agrees to start anew ("Without You Here"- Holly Golightly)
Days turn into weeks
Turn into months
Turn into years
And I don't want to get alone
Without you here
Weeks keep you from me
You need to be where you belong
Wish you by my side
For all this time
Please come home
Scene 5: In which Eames is very, very lucky ("Never Had Nobody Like You"- M. Ward ft. Zooey Deschanel)
Well since time had a mind, I been lazy
And times before that, I was cruel
And times before that, I was lean, I was mad
Honey, I ain't never had nobody like you
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I trusted liars and thieves in my madness
Honey, I was wasting away in the room
But now that I been through that hell, I got a story to tell
Honey, I ain't never had nobody like you
ENCORE- IN WHICH ARTHUR LOVES EAMES, BUT WILL CHOKE A BITCH ("Bitch, I Love You"- Black Joe Lewis and the Honey Bears)
Bitch, I love you
I just don't know why
Bitch has done me wrong
But now baby
That's why you got me
Singin' my song
...You know you love
To talk some shit
Bitch, don't make me
Bust ya in your lip
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Yeah, I'm gonna be here
Hittin' on you
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