A Call To Arms
A CALL TO ARMS
To all abled bodied members of society: I issue this call to you.
The Vladamirian Menace must be stopped!
It must be brought down and stopped before it can launch another attack on our sanity.
The crimes include:
Crimes against sanity
Crimes against gays
Crimes against women
Crimes against time
Crimes against ears
The Vladimirian Menace must be stopped! However it may be, it must be stopped!
To arms, my comrades, to arms!