My Very Vantastic Trip Through the Amazon
So last week in fourth period me and some buddies (Chris Basha and Bryant Lawrence) went on an adventure through the Amazon Rain Forest! On our adventure we saw many exciting creatures. When we first arrived, I spotted a very angry looking elephant!
It tried to attack us and take our precious novelty rainforest sunglasses, so we killed its ass!
Later, Bryant was taking a piss when he noticed a snake in the grass trying to strike at the other opposing "spitting" snake.
Later that night Bryant decided to go skinny dipping because they are faggots.
There was a massive hippo, but they went swimming anyways.
They soon realized the hippo was the least of their worries when Chris' leg was taken off by a crazed pahrana.
Later on, we all got shit thrown on us by a monkey. We arrowed his bastard ass soon after.
After getting shit thrown on us we saw Tucan Sam!!!
Good ol' Sam gave us some of his special jungle mix fruit loops, they were grrreat!
Even after killing that innocent shit-throwing monkey, Bryant's thirst for blood was not satisfied. He later went on to spear an endangered duck bill platipus, what a shithead.
And here's a pepper:
That sums up our amazing trip through the amazon. All in all it was fun, but I got sick and tired of Bryant and Chris always assfucking. Jesus Christ you guys, just get a fucking room!