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Jun 01, 2006 20:07

*I love Mark <3*

Gamer2113: I'd rather spend the rest of my life with you than with a guy called Molly.
xCrestfallen143x: aww but molly's nice.
xCrestfallen143x: ive met him
xCrestfallen143x: we had an affair
Gamer2113: Hahahahaha
xCrestfallen143x: hes good in bed
xCrestfallen143x: :-)
Gamer2113: Well, the Molly I'm talking about has been in prison so long he no longer has an interest in women.
xCrestfallen143x: um.. thats why hes in prision hunnie
xCrestfallen143x: he raped me so hard, that he went gay.
Gamer2113: Hahahahhaahah
xCrestfallen143x: he thought that any other girl couldnt compare
Gamer2113: And now he's hooked up with Bubba.
xCrestfallen143x: so he went gay to see the other side
Gamer2113: I see.
Gamer2113: You're good if you can turn a guy gay with great sex.
xCrestfallen143x: baby, im GOD!
Gamer2113: No doubts there :-P

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Gamer2113: Omg....my new goal in life
Gamer2113: to get on National TV
Gamer2113: and talk about Fucking, Austria
Gamer2113: No fines can be given, because it's a town.
Gamer2113: I can be like "Yeah, I decided to goto Fucking, Austria. I went down and got a job at the Fucking Fire Department, hurt myself...went to the Fucking Hospital. Sat in the Fucking Emergency room 4 hours, then got one of those quality Fucking bandages."
Gamer2113: My life would be nearly complete.
Gamer2113: Everything else but you would be meaningless after that.
Gamer2113: God would that be the greatest show ever.

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Gamer2113: You know, you're really good on that whole making me happy thing.

^i love you <3^
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