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What's the strangest thing, good or bad, that someone has done after sex? NSFW

Несколько избранных ответов:

• Moments after I finished losing my virginity the girl said "Do you have any questions?"
  
  
• Was about to put it in when she whispers in my ear with a sexy voice, "be gentle, I have a small vagina" without pause, i whisper right back, "don't worry, I have a small penis". She was all, "wait! what, what what?!" I fell off the bed I was laughing so hard.
  
  
• I had sex with a friend from college, middle of the day and before I finished she told me I can cum wherever I want so I came on her face. She swallowed all of it then took out her phone and called her friend and just said "Face, I win" and hung up. I'm still puzzled as to what the fuck happened.
  
  
• My poor attempt at dirty talk whilst drunk. I was giggling and then thought it would be smart to say:
  YOU LIKE THAT YOU DIRTY...LADY PERSON?
  Didn't work.
  
  
• I was getting a handy-j from her to finish me off and the girl checked her watch and sighed.
  
  
• One night I went out to a dance club with my friends and got incredibly drunk. Throughout the night I was putting the change leftover from buying drinks into my bra because I didn't have a purse. I ended up going to my boyfriends place afterwards (who hadn't been out with us) and being the terrible drunk I am I conned him into having sex. We were going at it pretty hard, he was laying down and I was on top of him and he finally had the mind to take my bra off. When he did, all the change from the night ($21 in coins..) burst out and rained all over his face. As he was confused and spluttering I just drunkenly continued while yelling, "JACKPOT!!!" and grabbing the cash and throwing in the air. I'm surprised that we're still together. - это я от себя уже добавил
  
  
• My wife was riding me. She had already come once. I was in a weird/funny mood. She was in the middle of cumming a second time and I just put two fingers in the air, rising them slowly into her field of view, and I said "twoooo," in a really stupid voice. She almost tore my dick off laughing.