Sep 16, 2005 20:27
wow its like the second week of school and i have developed the reputation of being a man/slut/freak with herpes....wow what a a great combination...well since i no longer update my journal 3-4 times a day, i suppose ill have to settle with once a week considering my computer at my moms is a stoopid whore...hokay so ill start out with last weekend..saturday...err well my parents went to my stepsisters college and then out to the bar...so i walked over to alex's..first he pushed me in the pool in my clothes...actually in my WHITE skirt..not a pleasant sight,but i took him in with me..teehee...well i had to change into some of his clothes so we could dry mine before i went home...hehe..so we went downstairs to get a movie to watch..which are located in his dads future office...which is currently under construction so there was no door handle...but somehow there was a lock..err...so we went to get a movie and i acciddntally shut the door so we were locked in there for about 4 hours...and nobody was home...so we were locked in a tiny room together for four hours straight...yessss....well finally we heard some foot steps upstairs and since his parents were in california for the weekend,it had to be his brother...so i started to moan and stuff...lmao so we heard pounding on the door...but it was his grandma!!!!lmao so we explained and she got out the screwdriver and took the door off..lmao so then she gave us the sex talk..omg it was great...shes like well sex is a very beautiful and private thing and that we should wait til marriage...it was hilarious...teehee and i have to say, my moaning was quite believable...except alex wont ever get that kind of action...hehe jk..hokay so we got out and went to watch the RIng 2...and i was scared out of my mind and alex was laughing at me the whole damn time...haha i could barely take a shower after seeing that movie...so at like 11 i finally went home...like 5 minutes before my parents got home...pheww..so on sunday i did absolutely nothing...hokay so let me tell you about my skool week...omg skool kicks ass...WHOA never thought id hear that comin out of my mouth...SICK
Drafting-yessss well cole has sexy abs now...yes sexier than jeremys...and i even got a glimpse of them...haha on monday drew was telling me about coels secret lover..hehe so i asked colio who it was but he said i had to pay him 5 dolla...but i only had 2...so i begged him all day long...well on tuesday, i brought da five dolla...and cole told me who it was...ME!!!lmao i didnt believe him at first but he assured me it was true..haha yesssss..wow thats pretty great...pshhha nd unlike last year,i would actually consider going out with him this year...lmao..his skool picture is hilarious...haha he was like staring at me and imran when we kissed..it was pretty funny...
math-math is gay.people in my class suck.I'm actually doing my hojmework this year tho...weeeeird..oh yeah and after math today, me and megan exchanged herpe creams...lmao
keyboarding-hahahah wow...on thursday mrs seablom took me out in the hall and said shes probally gonna remove me from her class because im disruptive and rude..lmao i was trying sooo hard not to laugh...ahah
lunch-lmao weve met some new kids named savastian and Moo-stash man hhaah we hang out with them like every lunch...and they hump me like every day at my locker...hehe they wanna bang chelsea and her friend...but they wont tell me who her friend is...yeah id like to bang their hepedelic bodies..hehe..wow i talked to tanner for like the first time since we were going out...man i miss that kid..
language arts-haha i have sooo much fun in that class...until mrs vantorre had to be gay and move me away from connor, alec and gary...bitch...so now i sit by some weird ass kids,marge,and martin...at least im still semi close to alec tho....wow but i bent over and he saw my thong...it was quite embarrassing...wow martin is actually pretty kickass....and quite obsessed with boobs...teehee..but i gave him my s/n...and im scared hes gonna give it to nate...who i cant wait to go out with this year...yessss
science-lmao sitting next to marge kicks ass..SHIBKA!!haha we like to draw retarded pictures...but she draws really good crippled owls...yesss
life skills-WHOA...herpes and permanent marker is probally the only way to describe that class...well megan has gotten me hoooked on herpes...and herpe cream..THANKS MEGAN...whoa janet my obsession with permanent markers has grown to a new level...instead of coloring my hands black,i have moved on to my face...haha on thursday i drew a unibrow and mustache on imran(lmao that was the most hilarious thing i have ever seen in my life because it actually looked real on him...)but he wiped it off so i drew a mustache and a goatee on my face..ahha i had to hide from mrs flanagan the whole time..wow...
american history-people drew even more stuff on my face so then i had almost every kind of facial hair imaginable drawn on my face plus glasses and a mole..by the end of the day i was so stoned...damn permanent marker fumes...hehe
wow by the end of the day everybody was staring, laughing,pointing and commenting on my face and then being the fag he is, justin had to bring me around the damn school to show ppl..haha i stayed after shcool for about an hour and a half and just walked around and talked to teachers,including ms hopp...omg when she saw my face,she flipped out..it was great...wow ms hopp is the funniest/retarded teacher ive ever met.....yesss and i talked to my oh-so-favorite teacher mr clark for a bit too..wow
well i probally have plenty more details about my fascinating school days...but i dont really feel like typing them because im a tad lazy like that..pshh wow im still grounded..omg how gay...ahah but we stopped at gamestop today for my brother and i got a liger sticker...yessss...wow well i just walked to alex's but he's sleeping...pshhh wow hes probally a platinum member of the PPP(Pocket Protector Posse)...retard...grrrr i have so much to think about this weekend...grr im soo confused