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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In November I committed genocide... Sorry about that, __herewegoagain (-5000 points). In April I ruled Iran as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). Last Saturday I gave wtfyouloser a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). In July I put money in kaaaay's expired parking meter (14 points). In March I bought porn for palindrome22 (10 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-5626 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
xoxsnowflakexox