i WILL be a Zombie Chicken! HAHAHAHAA!

Jun 20, 2005 18:55

Hi my name is Arby
this is what i got to say
my girlfriend went off to school
while i take car of mom & drunk dad
but when i got back she told me some news
that made me very mad
she told me there was someone else
I said what was his name
she said he and he is a she
and her name is wendy
and we protest all over the place
i said what do i do
what am i to say
you're telling me that you are gay
the wheels are turning
my anger is burning
it's time for me to contemplate

chorus
poultrygeist poultrygeist
american chicken bunker
has the best price
poultrygeist poultrygeist
must stop the zombie chicken
before it takes your life
poultrygeist poultrygeist
the general chokes his chicken
and it ain't fingerlicking
poultrygeist poultrygeist
if we can't stop it
we'll kick the 16 piece bucket

so i go and get a job
at the american chicken bunker
and woe is to my surprise
it's built on an ancient
indian burial ground
and possessed by chicken and fries

i started as a fry cook
and i love to flip the bird
ronald is my manager
and i think it's quite absurd
but i have a future
with this company
i listen to everything general
leeroy has to say
even if he treats me like dirt
and i work for minimum wage
i'll work hard pumping my head full of lies
i'm so blind that i can't see
the general's getting rich off of me

chorus
poultrygeist poultrygeist
american chicken bunker
has the best price
poultrygeist poultrygeist
must stop the zombie chicken
before it takes your life
poultrygeist poultrygeist
the general chokes his chicken
and it ain't fingerlicking
poultrygeist poultrygeist
if we can't stop it
we'll kick the 16 piece bucket

the general and wendy
advised an evil plan
the protest thing
was just a scam
to get some free publicity
and cheat the working man
to build franchises
on grave sites
was their master plan
the general becomes
the king chicken
because you are what you eat
and tries to take over the world
who's gonna stop this
it's up to me and my girl
with all of our heart
we sing a song
the eggs start to break
together wendy and i
the chickens we defeat

chorus
poultrygeist poultrygeist
american chicken bunker
has the best price
poultrygeist poultrygeist
must stop the zombie chicken
before it takes your life
poultrygeist poultrygeist
the general chokes his chicken
and it ain't fingerlicking
poultrygeist poultrygeist
if we can't stop it
we'll kick the 16 piece bucket

*-*-*i WILL be a Zombie Chicken (or a protester)...believe me. Or I will sure them! LoL!
HAHAHAHAA(Q) Hannah!
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