Mar 15, 2007 20:57
"I'll never leave you."
"Yes you will. Tomorrow at two."
"....or three."
"Well, I shall mosey on over to my sleeping quarters where I will wallow in my sheets until my sweet slumber occurs."
"All this can be yours for only $29.99, plus shipping and handling. So that's an extra 8 billion dollars. I'm hard to handle."
"I was playing with my Wii. My wii-wii."
"You can't take me seriously because you know I'm naked right now."
"WHAAAAAaaaaAAaaaaAAaaTTT????"
"What about the guy in the bee suit??!?"
[more to come as I think of them. Tee-hee.]