I hate clowns and dentists
For those of you guys that don't read my away messages, I had quite an interesting day today. We had to switch dentist and I had to meet the new one. I was never a fond of dentists because from what I know they are the only people that can rename pain to "deep cleaning" and "conditioning the gum tissue" So I put up an away message that some what read "There are two things I hate: clowns and dentists....off to the dentist... hopefully there wouldn't be a clown that needs their teeth cleaned the same time I am there." I think that was something reasonable to ask for. I can only take one at a time...yes, I know I'm weird. Guess what as soon as I walk in to the dentists office I see a dentist welcoming me saying "hi, I'm Dr. Burbick. Please take a seat and we will get you ready soon" (meaning OUCH for me) and as soon as I headed towards the reception room to fill out a million forms, I bump into a to this person sized gum ball machine that was a little bit taller than I am. I bumped into the arm of the gum ball machine that resembled a....yup...you guessed it.... a freaking clown!!! Was it too much to ask to only see one or the other at any given time??? No.... that was just mean... and not fair. WTF is going on??? Seriously both of them kinda scare me and also infuriate me. I need a punching bag that's a clown or dentist ...but that would never happen b/c that would mean that it would be there staring at me creepily.
Im actually looking at the clock and its past midnight so this actually happened yesterday. That means that the weird day is over.... I wonder what else summer has in store for me.....hopefully no more surprises and no more clowns... ::shrugs:: (so f-ing creepy)
Im actually looking at the clock and its past midnight so this actually happened yesterday. That means that the weird day is over.... I wonder what else summer has in store for me.....hopefully no more surprises and no more clowns... ::shrugs:: (so f-ing creepy)