BOe Flash Back: Real World
Name: BOe
Age: 23
Location: Vancouver
Occupation: Free Spirit
Zodiac Sign: Scorpio
Tell us a little about you:
A little about myself... *laughs* are you kidding me?!
There is no little when it comes to BOe...
Sweetheart I got big money, a big heart, and best of all a big ---
*tape cuts off*
..
Yeah, okay.. PG-13...
Well, that sure cuts a lot of the cool stuff. Are you sure we can't bump it up to 17+?
*producers quiet*
Okay then.
Well for the past year and a half I've been biking all across Canada. I only made it as far as Regina, but thats besides the point.
You meet cool people and mooch off of them for awhile.
After their foods gone and their parents tell you to get rid of the Hobo... It's onto the next city, the next person.
Why do you think you are the perfect one for this show?
It doesn't get any realer than me.
I wanna show some of these people how the Real World really is... It's not all about fuzzy slippers and cherry pies... sometimes you have to make do with apple.
What you have that the others don’t have?
A cool red Mohawk!
What is the craziest thing you would do to be in the show?
Make out with everyone in the studio... males, fish and visitors included.
Headshot
Tropical Bodyshot
Random Bodyshot
Crazy Shot
Free Shot
Whats up?
I'm BOe.
So far me and my roommates have been getting along okay.
We have our little disagreements but nothing really escalates. I'm rooming with Newt, Skkylar (the two guys) and Kate, Kate-T, Midori and Izzy (the four girls) and just by looking at us you can see we're out numbered but.. good thing is... Kate's into girls! Therefore she kinda evens out both sides.
Well...
Within the first few days of being in the house I felt a vibe towards Kate-T.
*silence and snicker*
Okay... okay... I'll be bluntly honest. That girl is incredibly hot!
All the girls were incredible too but between Kate being a Lesbian, Izzy avoiding me and Midori's brother being in the house... Kate-T seemed like everything I needed.
At first I thought she was going to be an easy catch!
You know the Daddies little princess type stuff but she played it off quite cool.
On day Two I whipped out the Leotards an I decided to give her a private lesson.
Don't ask... *laughs* I used to room with a Ballet instructor. *shivers*
Worst 3 weeks of my life but I can now pick up females easier... both literately and metaphorically.
Prank'd
Everything was quiet and peaceful in the house until day five.
I don't know WHY things started to spin out of control on day five but... once you show your true colors there ain't no going back.
I woke up that morning different.
I don't know what I ate or drank the night before but I was feeling a little too BOeish that morning.
But to my defense it wasn't just me feeling BOeish.
You could just tell everyone was getting a little too comfortable and the little things were already starting to tick some people off!
~*~
The only thing that started to REALLY tick me off was Mr. Ken doll and the way he talked about me to his friends.
That and the fact he hogged every mirror in the house and bragged about every chick he hit in the last 90 days. *rolls eyes*
The thing is... I don't purposely TRY to overhear other peoples phone conversations but when someone screams it when you standing 6 feet away... it's really hard not to hear.
"I'm seriously man... he's like a total rocker. *laughs* I know, I know... He doesn't even have a last name! His name is three letters!! Yeah man.. he's the same guy I told you about yesterday!" Skkylar cracked up.
Me and Newt were watching T.V just 6 feet away and it's not like he was trying to hide what he was saying.
Either that or he's a really bad whisper.
I couldn't really say anything.
It was day FIVE so how stupid would I be?
I knew him for FIVE days and I wasn't about to start a whole confrontational argument already.
My theory... you gotta let the suspense and animosity build up. It takes time and hard work to create a long lasting arch enemy.
I've always wanted one too!! Swwweeet! Well I decided to get back at Ken slowly and somewhat painfully.
No I'm not an idiot!
I would never try to fist fight that guy, cause he's obviously stronger than me, but I did decide to jack his precious facial creme and do a little experimenting.
It's quite amazing what the combination of hot sauce and "Exhilarating Facial scrub" can do!
Five minutes after he applied his mask I heard him talking to his sister. He asked her whether or not that type of creme was supposed to burn.
*laughs*
"I dunno Skky? That must mean its working right?" she replied. *laughs*
Anyways when he took off the creme his face was BRIGHT red.
I gotta admit though, I felt bad. Not that bad that I couldn't laugh at him but I still felt bad that Ken wouldn't be getting lucky anytime soon.
Even though we have our differences... even that stung me.
~*~
Well he never did clue in that it was me behind the whole master plan, but I guess thats a good thing or I would have had my a** wooped.
Anyways about two days later we decided it would be pretty cool to bond together as a house and what better way to bond than a PARTY?!
So after the suggestion was brought up... we all agreed on a Hawaiian theme.
Well... almost all of us agreed.
Skkylar and Kate wanted a girls gone wild thing while Izzy didn't really want anything.
Too bad for them cause we're having a Hawaiian Party!
~* Boo Izzy Boo *~
We had planned the party for Friday night and everyone, even Skkylar and Kate, were starting to get really pumped about it.
The only one who was still not feelin' it was Izzy.
Izzy's seems like a sweet girl.
She's quiet, pretty and she keeps to herself but I was determined to bring her out of her shyness.
This party was all about bonding but throughout the week, every time I got within 4 feet of Izzy, she practically ran away.
I just wanted to show her that I was a cool guy and I wasn't going to bite.
Looking back though... I guess I went about that the wrong way.
Well for starters Me, Newt and Skkylar decided to buy these cool Tiki type masks
(Okay it was my idea and I convinced them it wouldn't be stupid.)
and when we got back to the house we decided to show all the house mates.
Izzy, of course the one who keeps to herself was off somewhere doing Izzy type things.
I noticed she was missing so I decided to go find her.
Bad idea!
Spotting her with a glass of water in the dining room I decided this would be the perfect opportunity to show her what a cool guy I was. So me being the goof I am... I decided to sneak up behind her... mask and all and...
"BAGALOgALoOLLAGAglOO"
*Loud screams and splashing water*
After I was drenced in water... my second shower of the day I might add, Izzy booked it up the steps.
"Izzy!! Izzy! It's just me... BOe!" I yelled to her whipping off the mask.
I heard her bedroom door slam, and it slammed loudly!
Looking on the bright side I did make progress.
The combination of her scream and that door slam, well that was the most she's talked to me in a week!
~*~
The night before the party something ... umm... interesting happened.
I was going to get something to eat from the kitchen and I noticed Midori was hanging out in the living room alone.
Awkward thing was that I haven't really talked to her.
She was cool, she hung out alot with Skky, Kate and Izzy but we never really talked alone.
I guess the whole Ken doll watching his sister sorta creeps me out.
Even BOe knows his limits and you just don't go there with a sister.
I tried that once before and I have the scars to prove it!
I'm not willing to get beat down over some hot chi----
...
.....
"Hey BOe," she smiled as I walked past her.
"Whats up Midori? Can't sleep?" I smiled back, stopping in my tracks.
"Not really..." she smiled.
I grinned at her for a second as I tried to think of something interesting to say.
"I'm BOe... my whole life is interesting." I said to myself
I decided to sit down next to her and I just began to talk.
She seemed a bit caught off by my random conversation but I didn't care...
We talked until she was tired.
I was in mid sentence when she cut me off with a yawn.
I shot a playful... Do I Bore YOU? look at her...
"BOe I'm sorry," she giggled.
"No it's cool...thats what I tried to do anyways," I teased.
We both got up as if it was time to go to return to our rooms.
"See you in the morning," I smiled.
She gently grabbed my hand and leaned in towards my ear.
"We should do this again. I'm sure we can find other ways to tire ourselves out" she whispered.
I was in a entranced with the sound of her voice I didn't notice how soft and sexy it was until that moment.
" I don't doubt that sweetheart...
Make sure you give me a shout tomorrow at the party," I whispered back.
She pulled away and her eyes smoothly overlooked my bare chest.
Taking a few steps back she replied....
"Oh! I'll give you more than a shout."
We both made our way back to our rooms but I couldn't stop thinking about why I didn't approach her before....
...
RIGHT KEN DOLL!!
Forgot about him.
~* Hawaiian Party *~
The party was hot!
Even though Izzy hated the masks and told me to never scare her again, (yes shes warming up to me) everyone was having a good time.
Kate got a little tipsy and started to hit on Izzy though.
I can only wonder why she doesn't like to leave the house?
*laughs*
Skky calmed Kate down after awhile and we all ended up having a good time.
perhaps too good...
Not only was Kate tipsy, Midori, Kate-T and Skky drank a little too much.
I'm just naturally drunk so I didn't need to drink that much but the worst part of being sober is taking care of your drunken friends.
*laughs*
Midori and Kate-T are the exceptions.
It was nice to put them to bed.
Mini Task
~* Round Two *~
For the past few weeks I've been trying my best not to intimidate Izzy... but I guess that wasn't workin' for me on Friday.
Izzy and me were both traveling somewhere fast, not quite looking where we were going.
*THUD*
As we both stumbled back, Izzys papers went flying in the air.
I couldn't take my eyes off of her expression. She looked both mortified and stunned.
"Izzy..... I'm so sorry. Here let me get those," I said calmly.
"N-no thats REALLY okay Boe! I got it," she spoke clearly.
Her voice was stern but somewhat shaky.
"Nah girl, I insist! I'm a big clumsy dork today," I winked playfully.
I quickly bent down, trying to gather up her scattered papers.
Izzy followed after me, her eye focus constantly changing from me to her papers.
"I'm always wonderin' what your up there writing about. Is this something your workin' on?" I said skimming over her work.
"N-no it's nothing! It's just... nothing!" she said fiercely picking up her papers.
I took the hint but while picking up a stray piece my eyes fell on a familiar sounding name.
I couldn't quite put my finger on it but it was very familiar.
"Uh Iz? Twen doesn't sound like a very sexy name for a... *cough* "handsome stallion"," I smiled playfully.
She shyly took the paper from my view.
Wait a second...
I stopped everything and instead I quickly analyzing the name in my memory.
Twen?... TWEN?.. T-W-E-N
wait... Newt?!
My eyes glared at Izzy and she looked devastated.
Thats why she didn't want me to help.
...
"BOe... please, you can't say anything," she sighed softly.
Her eyes looked defeated and her voice verified my theory.
"Uh... umm? ahh," I stammered, not quite knowing what to say.
I was still in shock that she had a crush on Newt. I knew they were cool, but Izzy with anyone just seemed a little far-fetched.
(She was a great girl, she just didn't seem like the type to go looking for love.)
"BOe... he can't know," she added.
Her voice was clear and she looked directly at me.
Izzy usually avoided eye contact. This must have been some serious secret for her to promote it.
"Of course I won't tell him. I promise," I said passing her the rest of the papers.
She smirked a little.
I don't know if it was forced, or just a nervous twitch, but either way I knew this would mean a lot to her.
~* Mr. Security *~
This week we had to get a job and that didn't make me too happy.
Seriously. Whats wrong with being a Full-Time Slacker?
Absolutely nothing and I tried explaining this to the producers but.... no luck. They basically told me what my momma told me on my 18th birthday.
"Get a job or get out my house!" and unlike living with Miss Daisy, I got it too good here to just bounce.
So all of us in the house applied at a hotel and I got a job in security. *laughs*
I don't know what the guy in charge was smokin' but... it must be something amazin' cause even I wouldn't trust me with a tazer.
(Yes ladies and gents, they gave BOe a tazer)
Being security you get to be authoritative and it has it's perks. (It's kinda ironic since I hate authority.)
It's trully incredible how obedient people can be!
Whether your telling them to pick up after themselves or even get out of the pool, they listen. *laughs*
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" Ma'am, You need more Tanning Oil. You should be as slippery as possible!" I smiled.
This is one way to live out a fantasy.
Another Perk?
Well this is hands down the best thing ever...
Access to the "Confiscated/Lost Items" area of the hotel.
I died and went to heaven... or the place where you drop off all your bad stuff before coming into heaven. *winks*
They had slingshots, boomerangs, darts, water-balloons, pellet guns and just about anything any Pro-Prankster could want.
These things won't be missed... so why not jack a few?
Can you say Skkylar, Watch the Frick OUT!
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Since we all work at the hotel, we usually get to see a lot of each other.
I bet they're regretting hiring us now... *laughs* ... cause we do everything but work together.
As you should know, since that night in the living-room me and Dori have been *cough* hanging out a lot more. If you wanna get all technical about it...I've been hanging out while she's just been enjoying the ri---- *tape cuts off*
*tapes resumes*
--- Well lets just say Dori comes up my station to... visit... *winks* quite a bit.
~* At Home *~
*grown mens footsteps, running through the house*
"NOT IN HERE!!!" Kate-T screamed, her voice pretty annoyed.
"You guys better not break the T.V! I swear if you break that T.V," she muttered loudly before slamming her bedroom door.
We all just tuned her out.
Me, Newt and Skky were on a mission.
We had to make good use of the confiscated junk. We'd be redeeming anyone whose ever had something snatched away for being too dangerous or too immature. Without those two things... you aint livin'!
Okay... Okay... I'll admit, the combination of water balloons and darts wasn't the greatest idea but after a few shots... it was the way to GO.
Basically Newt would try to pop the balloons while midair, while I threw them at Skkylar. Skky was just as out of it so he didn't care.
*producer mumbles something*
Yes JOHN... I now do REALIZE that I could be tried for attempted murder.
*laughs*
~*~
~* Confessional *~
"So BOe, you and Midori. Is this a relationship in the works?" - producer asks.
*blinks twice*
"Define Relationship? Better yet, can I get a multiple choice thing going on here?" I swallowed hard.
"Relationship, as in a couple," he replied.
*rubs hand on the back of his neck*
"Nah... *scratches head* Nah, we're just kickin' it.
Nothing more nothing less. You know how it goes.
She's cool, so I don't really wanna get messed up in all that relationship business. That stuff usually just ruins the... lets say arrangement," I winked.
"So she's not your girlfriend?" -producer asks.
"Whats with the cross-examination?
Neither one of us are into being more than just buddies. You gotta ask her cause she'll probably tell you the same thing. It doesn't matter to me if she sees other people. I'd just appreciate a heads up or something. Gotta be pretty careful now a days," I laughed.
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~*That Night*~
"Damn! Work today was messed UP! You know, I just can't stand some of them people," Midori said as she slipped off her skirt. She wasn't concentrated on anything but getting undressed and ranting about her day. Nothing new really. This was the way things always went when we hung out. We would talk, complain and rant, hang out, I'd bounce then I'd see her the next day.
"BOe this man had the NERVE to come at me like he wanted to get his *** wooped," she added, this time tugging at my shirt.
I slid it off while I let her talk.
I felt like it was more of a rant than anything. She didn't need or really want my two cents.
"He had a rusty old mustache too and don't think for one second I wasn't gonna tell him about himself. Guess what he TOLD me? You know how the ice machine is broken on the third floor. *nods* He wanted me to fix it! After I told him that I would get someone to fix it as soon as possible, he looked in my face like he wanted me to pick up a wretch and go at it!" she continued and this time she was almost full undressed.
I started to laugh as she placed her hands on her hips.
"I was about to pick up a wretch and go at him," She smiled as she playfully swung her neck back and forth.
"Shhhhhh.. Forget about work for awhile," I smiled back, placing my finger to her lips.
"I'm trying to but that guy made me soo--" she started again.
I turned around to grab something and I retrieved a rose.
She didn't finish her sentence.
"I don't want to have to think or hear about some mans rusty mustache okay? *laughs*
I rather think about you," I smiled passing it to her.
...
"Who needs thinking?" she smiled back.
...
~* Mini Task *~
~* Paris Vacation *~
A trip to Paris... free of charge.
Why haven't I been doing reality T.V my entire life?
One of our Sight-Seeing Stops was Disney Land in Paris.
The Eiffel Tower and all that other jazz was fun... but in Disney Land you didn't have to keep your voice at a minimum.
~*~
Paris... the city of love
More... like the city of make believe.
As you can probably tell, guys like me... well we don't fall in love because we don't believe in it.
Love only happens to the type of people whose searching for an reason to why they're attracted to someone.
When realistically... its just about sex.
Love is just a figment of everyones imagination. A figment thats sugar coated by Disney movies.
*pause*
But then again... when you meet someone who means the world to you... Love is the only way to describe your feelings for them.
At this point, it's more then just the sex, she's more then just another girl, and everything you believed in before... now means nothing...
Yep.
It took Paris to find out that I was in love with Midori.
There were countless beautiful women roaming the streets of Paris and being BOe I would normally try to get at them.... but it didn't seem the same.
It felt like I had something better waiting at the hotel.
~*~
I never felt this feeling before so when I did... I jumped to conclusions.
I am the extreme and I'm known for taking things to the next level.
I move fast with everything and I never think twice.... so when I found out that the feelings I felt for Midori was love, I was infatuated with the idea of living this way forever.
In the heat of the moment, I had to rush out and get a ring!
I needed to let her know that I wanted to take this to the next level and without evidence of my feelings... I was afraid she wouldn't believe me.
After buying the ring... and not thinking twice, I decided to take it to her... dead in the night.
That was my second mistake...
For a split second I had forgotten who we were.... what we are.
Why wouldn't I expect a guy in her bed?
We weren't together... we weren't exclusive.
We both were okay with hookin' up with other people...
but I mean... just seeing her with some other guy.... I dunno... It was just hard.
Maybe it wasn't love afterall... it's only love when the feelings are mutual right?
Back Home In Hawaii
I wanted to be back home to get away from Paris... but I wanted to stay in Paris so I could stay in the Real World for a little longer.
When we got back to our house everyone knew this was be our last week in the house together.
Me... Like everyone else decided to make the best of it and let everything that I thought I felt in Paris... stay in Paris.
I decided to give Skky a chance....
We were cool for the past few weeks... as cool as two people can be when their constantly torturing each other... but the guys decided to have a Boys Night while the girls did their thing.
Turns out he's not a bad Poker player... maybe after this is over we could hit Vegas!
~*~~*~*~*~~*~*~*~*~*~~
We were back and everything... but I wasn't back.
For the past couple of days Midori was actin' different and I was actin' even more different.
I didn't want her to know I caught her freakin' some guy and even worst... I didn't want her to know I thought I loved her.
I needed some clarity.
I never had this problem with any of the other girls... and trust me there were a few before Midori.
With them it was always a hit and split thing but with Midori I wasn't so eager to split. I wanted too... believe me I wanted to leave the same I was when I came in this house but that was lookin' impossible.
I decided to tell Newt about everything. He knew a bit about Love... since he was clearly fienin' over Izzy (Even if he might not admit it. Home boy had it bad from day one!)
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Boy Talk
"Damnnnnn... You were gonna give her a ring? What the h*** were you drinkin' that night?" Newt laughed.
I pinched the bridge of my nose to try and figure out what was a good explanation to give your boy.
"It was only from a bubble gum machine," I smiled back. He didn't buy it....
"Seriously BOe... you guys are serious? Like just. her. serious?" he said in disbelief.
"... Thats what I wanna know from you... I have never been serious a day in my life," I said, this time giving him a gentle nudge.
He started to laugh... hard.
"How am I supposed to know if YOUR serious or not?" he asked.
" How else am I supposed to know if I love her or not," I asked.
He was quiet and gave me the look...
Damn. Did I just say "I love her?"
" Let me get this straight... so NOW you love her? BOe. kitty whipped?" He asked, his head slighted slanted.
... pause ...
" Newt mann.. I don't know?" I asked, this time putting my hands in my head.
My head was starting to pound worst than before.
Maybe talkin' about it wasn't a good idea. I don't get why girls are so into "sharing feelings". It sucks! Its worst than keeping sh** bottled up.
" Well love or not... you should say something to her before tomorrow," he said finally.
Tomorrow was the day when we all went our own ways.
It was up to me to tell Midori how I felt....
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The Next Day
The house was crowded with people packing and joking around and I just wanted to get this over with.
"Midori... so this is goodbye," I smiled, trying to find a reasonable way to open the discussion.
"Yea. I guess," she replied back tugging on my pants.
.... pause ...
" It was fun," I stated again, this time pulling her in for the kiss.
She slowly pulled away.
"... It sure was," she whispered, biting her bottom lip.
We did the small talk for along time... small kisses while barely saying anything that meant anything.
I really wanted to say something but I wanted her to say something too.
Finally I decided to take the first move...
" ... You know, this doesn't have to be goodbye," I smiled.
" You feel like kickin' it in Hawaii for an extra few days.... I got some cash for a hotel," she smirked.
"That sounds really tempting... but I meant maybe... something .. more?" I smirked back.
"Something more?? What more could you want than a few more days in Hawaii with me," she teased.
She knew exactly what I wanted... I guess she just wanted me defeated.
She wanted me to admit that overnight she began my weakness.
"... I care about you," I smiled playfully.
"Yes. I care about you too... I care about you, newt, Izzy, Kate... the paper boy..." She teased again and she started to laugh.
"Here I am telling you that I love you and your talking about the paper boy," I started to laugh too.
We both laughed for a bit until she realized what I just admitted too.
She was taken back and gave me the same look that Newt gave me yesterday.
I swallowed hard and shrugged my shoulders.
"What else can I say Dori... I don't want this to be over between us.
I want to try the whole... just me and you thing. Nothin' on the side," I explained slowly.
She leaped in my arms.... whispering Yes in my ear.
"I was waiting for you to grow up a bit..." she added.
"... Me grow up! You needed to grow up more than me," I smiled swinging her around.
That day we both were supposed to go our separate ways but... we did end up spending a few extra days in that hotel suite.
*wink*
The real world can wait.... just a few more days.
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~*BOe's Last Confession*~
How do you define your experience in the Real World House?
... It was okay.
...
....
*laughs* I can't lie. It was better then okay.
I had a lot of fun messin' with everyone and I just can't believe its over.
I loved everything they threw at us this season.
I would definitely do it all over again. I don't know how I can go back to being just BOe after this....
What did you learn?
I learned that even people like Skkylar are good at something other than lookin' good. *laughs* Just had to get my last shot on the big guy.
Who are you going to miss?
Everyone for different reasons.
I'm gonna miss messin' with and prankin' Skkylar.
I'm gonna miss hanging out with Kate and Kate-T.
I'm gonna miss trying NOT to scare Izzy but doing it anyways....
I'm gonna miss my boy Newt! Just someone to get into trouble with...
and Of course I'm gonna miss Midori... but I won't be missin' that too long.
We're thinkin' about going to Paris again....
Who knows... maybe that rings floatin' around in the Place Felix Eboue?
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