Interetsing...
I can honestly say I never thought I'd be at this particular place in my life.
Ohhh well.
=)
Smile when you're sad. Eventually it won't be fake anymore.
Things that can be learned form Gilmore Girls:
001. God lives in London.
002. Never buy something just because it's furry.
003. Babette eats oatmeal.
004. Just because you've killed a hamster, a rabbit, and a turtle doesn't mean you'll kill a dog!
005. Buttfaced Miscreant is the best comeback known to the Gilmore World!
006. Don't write your college essay on Hilary Clinton.
007. Red light cameras cause cars to crash into diners.
008.swans are vicous animals
009. copperboom!
010. almost anything can be dirty
011.the four food groups are: junk food, fast food, frozen food, and take out
012.always carry a book
013.oy with the poodles already
014.childbirth is like doing the spilts on a case of dynamite
015.if men name children after themselves why not women
016.backwards baseball cap and flannel never go out of style
017.you can never have too many thanksgiving dinners
018.a lap is an illusion
019.booze is the grown up milk and cookies
020. coffee, coffee, coffee, it's a bit, a saying, a desperate call for caffine
021. cows must envy their stomachs
022. "don't they know that we are unapologetic mockers?"
023. we've all had to look up a reference or two that the show has made over the years
024. we all wanna be a cool mom like Lorelai someday
025. that luke and lorelai were "written in the stars"
026. there is no other place that we'd rather be than sitting on a couch watching gilmore girls on tuesdays
027. Floor boards are great places to hide things
028. America unapologetically bastardizes other countries' cultures in a gross quest for moral and military supremacy.
029. There is a lost frisbee on everyhouse in America.
030. Waffle is a supermodel from Belguim.
031. Paul Anka in also a dog.
032. It's possible to smell the difference between Decaf and Regular coffee
033. The chick that shot the skier is a renaissance women.
034. Sex isn't what its built up to be, it's actually disgusting.
035. Rory is an alcoholic beverage.
036. Green’s the new pink.
037. Green balloons at a baby shower is for aliens.
038. Taylor is in direct communication with God.
039. Stars Hollow High says the Pledge of Allegiance in 6 different languages
040. Working at Wal-mart gives you a 15% discount.
041. Rory was born at 4:03am
042. Fuzzy certs taste like keys.
043.a pool house can also be reffered to as a sex house
044. when our boyfriends go off to london we all hope that he leaves us a rocket to remember him by.
045. A paper clip comes in handy when your skirt zipper breaks
046. The good coffee is at the kiosk by the library
047. Rory was the biggest virgin in the world
048. Paris was not
049. Don't steal some one elses yacht
050. Don't go base jumping in costa rica
051. Deer can hit you ...its not always our fault
052. pop tarts are a pallet cleanser
053. you have to hide from paul anka when your putting on his leash
054. Luke was a pipi virgin
055. if you wear juicy sweats around your mother you will be mocked
056. November is the month of lukes dark day
057. When Lorelai was in labor with rory she "swore like a sailor on leave"
058. Spas can turn you into completely different people like Ted Nugent
059. If a guy keeps his boat in your garage you're together, if the boat is outside on the street you're apart.
060. There are enough maids in the world for Emily to have a new one almost every show.
061." Amen, sister friend" is a universal saying.
062. So is "Dirty"
063. To wallow
064. Red meat can kill you
065. Luke can waltz
066. Kirk's had more than fifteen thousand jobs
067. Kirk naked is a big crowd pleaser.
068. Kirk has night terrors.
069. People have the capability to be like a pop-up book from hell.
070. Never tell TJ right away if you're giving him a chance at a job, because the next thing you know your girlfriend will have a huge hole in the side of her house.
071. The best thing about dating a diner man is that you're only a few feet away from pie at all times.
072. The Cookie Monster is one of the Seven Deadly Sins, Gluttony.
073. Life coaches can hook you up with a kick ass gynecologist.
074. Every generation in college has at least one "Naked Guy".
075. Christopher carries an extra suit jacket in his car.
076. The word "No" is one of the greatest words in the English language to parents.
077. Going to town functions is a good way to pick up girls. (Jess)
078. If you want a good nights sleep then sleep in a zucchini patch
079. To make pro/con lists.
080. A Kropog is a unit of distance not time.
081. Luke has a nice ass.
082. Luke's truck is a misogynist.
083. Lorelai can find six trillion percent off sales.
084. Richard will change his name so he and emily can have their own song
085. the sad part of lorelai's constant ear infections was they couldnt keep a nanny
086. Lorelai became obsessed with snow at the age of 7, when it snowed just for her
087. Lorelai's sence of snow is like the high whistle only dogs cane hear
088. there are 2 edgar allen poes
089. yale kicks filthy princeton's ass
090. rory had a 40 thousand sex house
091. black jack, 21 martinis, and 21 men= only way to spend your 21st birthday
092. OK usually means OK
093. snow is like cat nip
094. you can't text while you are on the phone with someone.
095. using the bunny ears method to tie your shoes wastes three seconds
096.TPTDI---Totally Psyched To Do It
097.Fraking Celine Dion
098.Super Cool Party People Bid You Super Cool Adieu!
099.Ride the pink elephant, baby, 'cause it's your only defense against Emily Gilmore unless you're packing a Kolishnikov.
100."I would defer to the Gilmore expert here. I am the oracle. I carry all the knowledge." -Lorelai
101.Highway 11 is the best way to hartford
102.The bangle's are the best band ever
103.Proposal's require time, love, and 1000 yellow dasies
104.The fish flies at night
105.Snow is magical
106.Sometimes you just gotta deviled egg a car
107.Stay away from windows when drinking
108.Coffee is essential for survival
109.If you're frustrated with someone, try pushing him into the lake!
110.Answer the pepperoni
111. Number one no running with scizzors
112. Number two no page boy haircuts
113. Number three no having lunch alone with the mother!
114. Johnny Machete is a treat for the masses.
115. Bagels are like glue in your intestines, ensuring that everything that enters your body will remain there until you die.
116. A cake made entirely out of frosting is better in theory than in actual execution.
117. "Go do something crazy" means have some ice cream, see three movies, or buy a new purse, NOT poke a third hole in your nose.
118. The world’s largest pizza is 122 ft. and 8 in.
119. $75,000 will buy 150 pairs of Jimmy Choos.
120. The perfect birthday week consists of Mud Pack Monday, Double Feature Tuesday, Sephora Wednesday, Complimentary Make-over Thursday, and Big Fat Fabulous Friday, aka BD-day.
121. Turtlenecks say "come and get it"
122. Being a virgin will get you into any Ivy League school you want
123. Doing it on a beach is a good way to run into crabs
124. Pedro's Paradise is not so paradisical after all
125. Always call before showing up at a B&B that (you think) is owned by a friend
126. The best way to eat cereal is to combine the flavors
127. If you don't save yourself for marriage, you'll have to give your husband a sweater because the greatest gift boat has already sailed.
128. Frank Lloyd Wright's maid set his house on fire and hacked his dinner guests to death when they tried to climb out the windows.
129. Dean has uni-bomber tendencies.
130. Don't do Dwayne from Annie Hall.
131. Chilton has a sorority
132. Every garduating Chilton child gets a car for graduation
133. Lose your virginity, go to Europe
134. It's culs-de-sac, not cul-de-sacs.
135. Don't fraternize with the enemy, especially if the enemy is an avecado.
136. You need a wide cross-section for local take-out tests.
137. If you only have $18 in your checking account, every ATM within a two-block-radius will flip you off (unless it's one of the more reputable banks that has suspended its flipping-off policy).
138. Reality has absolutely no place in our world.
139. Flirting with a guy in a pom-pom hat and a skirt is quite an accomplishment.
140. Lawyer's waste time and money. They're needless middlemen who slither into people's lives when they're at their most vulnerable so they can clamp on and suck like leeches until everyone but them is distraught and penniliess.
141. Don't sit on cold benches if you're not wearing underwear
142. Breathing should never be louder than a rock band.
143. Neil Young looks cool because he's Neil Young, not because he wears a tux.
144. Every girl needs a Birken bag.
145. There's plenty of time to sleep when you've gone up a couple of dress sizes.
146. It's amazing what you can get done before 8am.
147. Don't tell your maids anything because the maids will tell their children and then their children will rob you.
148. Never take a judge duck huting.
149. The BFOTB will handle all the wedding plans
150. You can have sex even if you are 5000 miles away from your boyfriend
151. Your dad's not using your petunia pig plate.
152. Really old women need companionship, because they need someone to care about their dosage.
153. The previous owner of the perfect ring looked like frida kaholo
154. Aisle 3 is a good aisle to be kissed in
155. Never eat the clams at Al's Pancake World
156.You can't watch "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory" without massive amounts of candy
157. There are kamikaze deer running around on the drive between Stars Hollow and Hartford
158. "Striped" is a toothpaste flavor.
159. Lorelai's two aliases are Squeegy Beckinheim and Tooky Clothespin.
160. Mrs. Kim is a tofu-lover.
161. You must run when there are 58 seats and 62 koreans.
162. You will sing songs of gemstones.
163. If you trip over a thighmaster, watch out, because there will be another thighmaster.
164. Mrs Kim ordered all the Okra in the western hemisphere
165. Showing up for breakfast in your pajamas does not level the playing field with someone who was lying in the hallway naked
166. There is careful planning and shopping and preparation that goes into every meal no matter how boring and simple it seems to Lorelai.
167. Luke is trying to steal "the world's grumpiest diner guy" title from Mel
Found it on Facebook and it made me laugh relaly hard. Like, almost to the point of tears.
The highlighted ones are either true or just extremely funny! (If you actually know the show lol)
Ohhh well.
=)
Smile when you're sad. Eventually it won't be fake anymore.
Things that can be learned form Gilmore Girls:
001. God lives in London.
002. Never buy something just because it's furry.
003. Babette eats oatmeal.
004. Just because you've killed a hamster, a rabbit, and a turtle doesn't mean you'll kill a dog!
005. Buttfaced Miscreant is the best comeback known to the Gilmore World!
006. Don't write your college essay on Hilary Clinton.
007. Red light cameras cause cars to crash into diners.
008.swans are vicous animals
009. copperboom!
010. almost anything can be dirty
011.the four food groups are: junk food, fast food, frozen food, and take out
012.always carry a book
013.oy with the poodles already
014.childbirth is like doing the spilts on a case of dynamite
015.if men name children after themselves why not women
016.backwards baseball cap and flannel never go out of style
017.you can never have too many thanksgiving dinners
018.a lap is an illusion
019.booze is the grown up milk and cookies
020. coffee, coffee, coffee, it's a bit, a saying, a desperate call for caffine
021. cows must envy their stomachs
022. "don't they know that we are unapologetic mockers?"
023. we've all had to look up a reference or two that the show has made over the years
024. we all wanna be a cool mom like Lorelai someday
025. that luke and lorelai were "written in the stars"
026. there is no other place that we'd rather be than sitting on a couch watching gilmore girls on tuesdays
027. Floor boards are great places to hide things
028. America unapologetically bastardizes other countries' cultures in a gross quest for moral and military supremacy.
029. There is a lost frisbee on everyhouse in America.
030. Waffle is a supermodel from Belguim.
031. Paul Anka in also a dog.
032. It's possible to smell the difference between Decaf and Regular coffee
033. The chick that shot the skier is a renaissance women.
034. Sex isn't what its built up to be, it's actually disgusting.
035. Rory is an alcoholic beverage.
036. Green’s the new pink.
037. Green balloons at a baby shower is for aliens.
038. Taylor is in direct communication with God.
039. Stars Hollow High says the Pledge of Allegiance in 6 different languages
040. Working at Wal-mart gives you a 15% discount.
041. Rory was born at 4:03am
042. Fuzzy certs taste like keys.
043.a pool house can also be reffered to as a sex house
044. when our boyfriends go off to london we all hope that he leaves us a rocket to remember him by.
045. A paper clip comes in handy when your skirt zipper breaks
046. The good coffee is at the kiosk by the library
047. Rory was the biggest virgin in the world
048. Paris was not
049. Don't steal some one elses yacht
050. Don't go base jumping in costa rica
051. Deer can hit you ...its not always our fault
052. pop tarts are a pallet cleanser
053. you have to hide from paul anka when your putting on his leash
054. Luke was a pipi virgin
055. if you wear juicy sweats around your mother you will be mocked
056. November is the month of lukes dark day
057. When Lorelai was in labor with rory she "swore like a sailor on leave"
058. Spas can turn you into completely different people like Ted Nugent
059. If a guy keeps his boat in your garage you're together, if the boat is outside on the street you're apart.
060. There are enough maids in the world for Emily to have a new one almost every show.
061." Amen, sister friend" is a universal saying.
062. So is "Dirty"
063. To wallow
064. Red meat can kill you
065. Luke can waltz
066. Kirk's had more than fifteen thousand jobs
067. Kirk naked is a big crowd pleaser.
068. Kirk has night terrors.
069. People have the capability to be like a pop-up book from hell.
070. Never tell TJ right away if you're giving him a chance at a job, because the next thing you know your girlfriend will have a huge hole in the side of her house.
071. The best thing about dating a diner man is that you're only a few feet away from pie at all times.
072. The Cookie Monster is one of the Seven Deadly Sins, Gluttony.
073. Life coaches can hook you up with a kick ass gynecologist.
074. Every generation in college has at least one "Naked Guy".
075. Christopher carries an extra suit jacket in his car.
076. The word "No" is one of the greatest words in the English language to parents.
077. Going to town functions is a good way to pick up girls. (Jess)
078. If you want a good nights sleep then sleep in a zucchini patch
079. To make pro/con lists.
080. A Kropog is a unit of distance not time.
081. Luke has a nice ass.
082. Luke's truck is a misogynist.
083. Lorelai can find six trillion percent off sales.
084. Richard will change his name so he and emily can have their own song
085. the sad part of lorelai's constant ear infections was they couldnt keep a nanny
086. Lorelai became obsessed with snow at the age of 7, when it snowed just for her
087. Lorelai's sence of snow is like the high whistle only dogs cane hear
088. there are 2 edgar allen poes
089. yale kicks filthy princeton's ass
090. rory had a 40 thousand sex house
091. black jack, 21 martinis, and 21 men= only way to spend your 21st birthday
092. OK usually means OK
093. snow is like cat nip
094. you can't text while you are on the phone with someone.
095. using the bunny ears method to tie your shoes wastes three seconds
096.TPTDI---Totally Psyched To Do It
097.Fraking Celine Dion
098.Super Cool Party People Bid You Super Cool Adieu!
099.Ride the pink elephant, baby, 'cause it's your only defense against Emily Gilmore unless you're packing a Kolishnikov.
100."I would defer to the Gilmore expert here. I am the oracle. I carry all the knowledge." -Lorelai
101.Highway 11 is the best way to hartford
102.The bangle's are the best band ever
103.Proposal's require time, love, and 1000 yellow dasies
104.The fish flies at night
105.Snow is magical
106.Sometimes you just gotta deviled egg a car
107.Stay away from windows when drinking
108.Coffee is essential for survival
109.If you're frustrated with someone, try pushing him into the lake!
110.Answer the pepperoni
111. Number one no running with scizzors
112. Number two no page boy haircuts
113. Number three no having lunch alone with the mother!
114. Johnny Machete is a treat for the masses.
115. Bagels are like glue in your intestines, ensuring that everything that enters your body will remain there until you die.
116. A cake made entirely out of frosting is better in theory than in actual execution.
117. "Go do something crazy" means have some ice cream, see three movies, or buy a new purse, NOT poke a third hole in your nose.
118. The world’s largest pizza is 122 ft. and 8 in.
119. $75,000 will buy 150 pairs of Jimmy Choos.
120. The perfect birthday week consists of Mud Pack Monday, Double Feature Tuesday, Sephora Wednesday, Complimentary Make-over Thursday, and Big Fat Fabulous Friday, aka BD-day.
121. Turtlenecks say "come and get it"
122. Being a virgin will get you into any Ivy League school you want
123. Doing it on a beach is a good way to run into crabs
124. Pedro's Paradise is not so paradisical after all
125. Always call before showing up at a B&B that (you think) is owned by a friend
126. The best way to eat cereal is to combine the flavors
127. If you don't save yourself for marriage, you'll have to give your husband a sweater because the greatest gift boat has already sailed.
128. Frank Lloyd Wright's maid set his house on fire and hacked his dinner guests to death when they tried to climb out the windows.
129. Dean has uni-bomber tendencies.
130. Don't do Dwayne from Annie Hall.
131. Chilton has a sorority
132. Every garduating Chilton child gets a car for graduation
133. Lose your virginity, go to Europe
134. It's culs-de-sac, not cul-de-sacs.
135. Don't fraternize with the enemy, especially if the enemy is an avecado.
136. You need a wide cross-section for local take-out tests.
137. If you only have $18 in your checking account, every ATM within a two-block-radius will flip you off (unless it's one of the more reputable banks that has suspended its flipping-off policy).
138. Reality has absolutely no place in our world.
139. Flirting with a guy in a pom-pom hat and a skirt is quite an accomplishment.
140. Lawyer's waste time and money. They're needless middlemen who slither into people's lives when they're at their most vulnerable so they can clamp on and suck like leeches until everyone but them is distraught and penniliess.
141. Don't sit on cold benches if you're not wearing underwear
142. Breathing should never be louder than a rock band.
143. Neil Young looks cool because he's Neil Young, not because he wears a tux.
144. Every girl needs a Birken bag.
145. There's plenty of time to sleep when you've gone up a couple of dress sizes.
146. It's amazing what you can get done before 8am.
147. Don't tell your maids anything because the maids will tell their children and then their children will rob you.
148. Never take a judge duck huting.
149. The BFOTB will handle all the wedding plans
150. You can have sex even if you are 5000 miles away from your boyfriend
151. Your dad's not using your petunia pig plate.
152. Really old women need companionship, because they need someone to care about their dosage.
153. The previous owner of the perfect ring looked like frida kaholo
154. Aisle 3 is a good aisle to be kissed in
155. Never eat the clams at Al's Pancake World
156.You can't watch "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory" without massive amounts of candy
157. There are kamikaze deer running around on the drive between Stars Hollow and Hartford
158. "Striped" is a toothpaste flavor.
159. Lorelai's two aliases are Squeegy Beckinheim and Tooky Clothespin.
160. Mrs. Kim is a tofu-lover.
161. You must run when there are 58 seats and 62 koreans.
162. You will sing songs of gemstones.
163. If you trip over a thighmaster, watch out, because there will be another thighmaster.
164. Mrs Kim ordered all the Okra in the western hemisphere
165. Showing up for breakfast in your pajamas does not level the playing field with someone who was lying in the hallway naked
166. There is careful planning and shopping and preparation that goes into every meal no matter how boring and simple it seems to Lorelai.
167. Luke is trying to steal "the world's grumpiest diner guy" title from Mel
Found it on Facebook and it made me laugh relaly hard. Like, almost to the point of tears.
The highlighted ones are either true or just extremely funny! (If you actually know the show lol)