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so i ate bad chicken in the caf yesterday.
and i mean it. it was like raw. and i ate some and then i was like "wtf" and spit it out
that was the first time i ate that day and i had like one mouthful. and got sick.
so i went back to my dorm and whatnot. later on i threw up. went to practice. was in the hot sun running for
like 3 hours. threw up again. then we were there another 1/2 hour or so. [yes practice was that long] he let us out 3 mins before the caf closed [which hes not supposed to do]. i couldnt eat any way but its just the point. some girls were going out to eat so i went to the on-campus dr, took some medicine so i wouldnt feel so sick, and went with them. i ate a few plain tortilla chips. threw up twice there. came back to the dorm and got in bed and went to sleep. 9:02. i was up the entire night throwing up and called coach at like 5 to leave him a voicemail that said i was throwing up and i had food poisoning and that i wasnt going to be able to do weights in the morning but if i felt better i would go to practice later on. one) i was throwing up..two) i had nothing in my system and was weak. he called me back and left me a voicemail. "its coach. its 630. if you went to the dr. bring your note with you to weights. you better be there no excuses." WHAT A !@#$%^&* DINGLEBERRY. no joke. so i went there. threw up when i got there, and the team was like "ashley go home. fcuk him. hes so wrong." so i was leaving and i saw him and hes like "did you go to the oncampus dr" and i said "yes. but i didnt get a note yet bc i have to see the actual dr. today and i planned on getting it then. i saw just a nurse last night" and he said "what is it the flu?" and i said "no i already told you food poisoning" and he said "you cant get food poisoning that fast". so now he thinks hes a doctor. so i went back to my dorm, printed up a paper that says you can get food poisoning within 2-6 hours, could be shorter or longer, after consuming the food. highlighted that section. went to see the doctor. she said i most likely have salmonella. prescribed me 2 things and wrote coach a note. i will bring it to him in a bit, stapled to the paper i printed out and highlighted, and ill write on the top : ATTENTION DR. JOHNSON. I DO HAVE FOOD POISONING AND ITS MOST LIKELY SALMONELLA. BUT HERE, THIS IS FOR FUTURE REFERENCES. he wants to pretend he is a dr and tell me what i dont have, then ill be a bitch about it. oh and one more thing. im officially a vegetarian. kudos to the hair-net wearers !
and i mean it. it was like raw. and i ate some and then i was like "wtf" and spit it out
that was the first time i ate that day and i had like one mouthful. and got sick.
so i went back to my dorm and whatnot. later on i threw up. went to practice. was in the hot sun running for
like 3 hours. threw up again. then we were there another 1/2 hour or so. [yes practice was that long] he let us out 3 mins before the caf closed [which hes not supposed to do]. i couldnt eat any way but its just the point. some girls were going out to eat so i went to the on-campus dr, took some medicine so i wouldnt feel so sick, and went with them. i ate a few plain tortilla chips. threw up twice there. came back to the dorm and got in bed and went to sleep. 9:02. i was up the entire night throwing up and called coach at like 5 to leave him a voicemail that said i was throwing up and i had food poisoning and that i wasnt going to be able to do weights in the morning but if i felt better i would go to practice later on. one) i was throwing up..two) i had nothing in my system and was weak. he called me back and left me a voicemail. "its coach. its 630. if you went to the dr. bring your note with you to weights. you better be there no excuses." WHAT A !@#$%^&* DINGLEBERRY. no joke. so i went there. threw up when i got there, and the team was like "ashley go home. fcuk him. hes so wrong." so i was leaving and i saw him and hes like "did you go to the oncampus dr" and i said "yes. but i didnt get a note yet bc i have to see the actual dr. today and i planned on getting it then. i saw just a nurse last night" and he said "what is it the flu?" and i said "no i already told you food poisoning" and he said "you cant get food poisoning that fast". so now he thinks hes a doctor. so i went back to my dorm, printed up a paper that says you can get food poisoning within 2-6 hours, could be shorter or longer, after consuming the food. highlighted that section. went to see the doctor. she said i most likely have salmonella. prescribed me 2 things and wrote coach a note. i will bring it to him in a bit, stapled to the paper i printed out and highlighted, and ill write on the top : ATTENTION DR. JOHNSON. I DO HAVE FOOD POISONING AND ITS MOST LIKELY SALMONELLA. BUT HERE, THIS IS FOR FUTURE REFERENCES. he wants to pretend he is a dr and tell me what i dont have, then ill be a bitch about it. oh and one more thing. im officially a vegetarian. kudos to the hair-net wearers !