Grandma got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from our house Christmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
but as for me and grandpa we believe.
She'd been drinking too much eggnog,
and we begged her not to go.
But she forgot her medication, and she
staggered out the door into the snow.
When we found her Christmas morning,
at the scene of the attack,
she had hoof-prints on her forehead,
and incriminating Claus marks on her back.
Now we're all so proud of grandpa,
He's been taking this so well.
See him in there watching football,
drinking root beer and
playing cards with Cousin Mel.
It's not Christmas without Grandma,
All the family's dressed in black
and we just can't help but wonder:
Should we open up her gifts,
or send them back?
Send them back!!
Now the goose is on the table
and the pudding made of fig
and the blue and silver candles
that would just have matched
the hair on grandma's wig.
I've warned all my
friends and neighbors
better watch out for yourselves,
they should never give a license
to a man who drives a sleigh
and plays with elves.
seee im stll keeping up my christmas song promise :) even if its a little latee
umm global studies there was a sub! hell yea... so we took notess.. but actually we made copies. if u dont have babich u prolly dont get it. oh well. then chem.. we had a test.. well a quiz.. idk. i totally blanked on a whole question but each one was only worth 2 points soo wtv. at leastt i attempted. the guestion was something about name the 3 series... russ drew the world series sign or something. lol idkk.then band... i forgot my mouth piece again dammnitt. haha. i like playing tuba tho. its funn. i wish we didnt stop so much... thenn it took forever to get to lunch cuz i had to blow my nose and people were taking AGES in the bathroom.. then i was just moving pretty slow cuz i have serioussss shin splints... then accounting we had a test too.. but it wasnt the test part yet.. it was liek just doing the worksheet, journal, and financial statements.. and i can do that.
then there was track. OH MAN. we did bleachers :( i jinxed it too. already i cood barley go up the stairs let alonee downn them [which actually hurts more] and here we are running up them. so we hadda go up once then down once and that counted as ONE. so we had to do TEN of those then do FOUR sets of those. LOVELY. thennn we did like harnests ... and some of us [me of course] had to do tires too. but i was like dead by then. and he told me how he feels that i will be taking my my running to different levels now that im a jr. oyy veyy. u gotta love him tho. yeaa soo after thatt i just went and iced my shinss oyyy. it was ridiculous. i cood barley get in and out of the car. i think its so bad cuz i dont have an arch in my foot :( dont laugh lol. im flat footed. butt i had ice on them until my feet were numb and frozen and i feel lotss better thann before so hopefully 2morrow i will be okay.
ummmm thats it. stuff prolly happened today... butttt my nose is soo stuffy so im going to take a hott shower to clear it. actually, only one side is stuffy and the other side burns... dont u hate that feeling haha. nightt loves xox
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
but as for me and grandpa we believe.
She'd been drinking too much eggnog,
and we begged her not to go.
But she forgot her medication, and she
staggered out the door into the snow.
When we found her Christmas morning,
at the scene of the attack,
she had hoof-prints on her forehead,
and incriminating Claus marks on her back.
Now we're all so proud of grandpa,
He's been taking this so well.
See him in there watching football,
drinking root beer and
playing cards with Cousin Mel.
It's not Christmas without Grandma,
All the family's dressed in black
and we just can't help but wonder:
Should we open up her gifts,
or send them back?
Send them back!!
Now the goose is on the table
and the pudding made of fig
and the blue and silver candles
that would just have matched
the hair on grandma's wig.
I've warned all my
friends and neighbors
better watch out for yourselves,
they should never give a license
to a man who drives a sleigh
and plays with elves.
seee im stll keeping up my christmas song promise :) even if its a little latee
umm global studies there was a sub! hell yea... so we took notess.. but actually we made copies. if u dont have babich u prolly dont get it. oh well. then chem.. we had a test.. well a quiz.. idk. i totally blanked on a whole question but each one was only worth 2 points soo wtv. at leastt i attempted. the guestion was something about name the 3 series... russ drew the world series sign or something. lol idkk.then band... i forgot my mouth piece again dammnitt. haha. i like playing tuba tho. its funn. i wish we didnt stop so much... thenn it took forever to get to lunch cuz i had to blow my nose and people were taking AGES in the bathroom.. then i was just moving pretty slow cuz i have serioussss shin splints... then accounting we had a test too.. but it wasnt the test part yet.. it was liek just doing the worksheet, journal, and financial statements.. and i can do that.
then there was track. OH MAN. we did bleachers :( i jinxed it too. already i cood barley go up the stairs let alonee downn them [which actually hurts more] and here we are running up them. so we hadda go up once then down once and that counted as ONE. so we had to do TEN of those then do FOUR sets of those. LOVELY. thennn we did like harnests ... and some of us [me of course] had to do tires too. but i was like dead by then. and he told me how he feels that i will be taking my my running to different levels now that im a jr. oyy veyy. u gotta love him tho. yeaa soo after thatt i just went and iced my shinss oyyy. it was ridiculous. i cood barley get in and out of the car. i think its so bad cuz i dont have an arch in my foot :( dont laugh lol. im flat footed. butt i had ice on them until my feet were numb and frozen and i feel lotss better thann before so hopefully 2morrow i will be okay.
ummmm thats it. stuff prolly happened today... butttt my nose is soo stuffy so im going to take a hott shower to clear it. actually, only one side is stuffy and the other side burns... dont u hate that feeling haha. nightt loves xox