It's a celebration bitch!
So saturday night was hilarious rebecca and danielle came out with me to celebrate it. We spent like 45 minutes driving downtown looking for a parking spot in the parking garage. But I had a blast cause my window was down and I was singing "I'm TWENTY OOOOOOOOOONE!!!!!!" at strangers walking out of their cars and they would all cheer and sing along. I was like "One, two, three, four five, six, seven... TWENTY ONE!!" and when I walked the streets I would sing it to everyone, even the hot dog guy. I said "Do I get a free hot dog since it's my 21st Birthday?" and he said if you buy two I'll give you one free and I said "Nah!" We had walked to Wallstreet, and went to The Bank and BAR. Everywhere we went we got in for free cause I was 21 for the exception of wallstreet since we didn't really get to go in since danielle's hook-up didn't fall through (her hook-up being the simple fact of letting her 20 year old ass in to the bar.
It didn't matter cause I was already definetly feeling the alcohol that we had drank at my apartemnt before leaving. AND I was totally thrilled that it was 12:30am and that I was now 21. We had walked by The Bank and I yelled at the bouncer that was checking IDs of the people standing in line to get in "It's my 21st Birthday WOOOOO!!" And he opened the velvet rope and let us in for free and cut in front of the whole line. That was cool, so was the fact that I got drinks for free the whole night from "The Bank" bartenders and at "BAR." I had the most fun at BAR where Ashley Keller poped out of know where to scare my drunk ass and wish me a happy birthday. I was like "OMG!! IT'S AHLEY KELLER!" I then grabbed her face and shook it and said "I FUCKIN LOVE YOU AND NO ONE IS GOING TO BELIEVE THAT I SAW YOU!" so Danielle took a picture with her camera for me.
I then went up to the bar and made friends with everyone, so many random people were buying me drinks and at one point this big black bouncer accidentally spilled my brand new Heineken and I was like omg you just spilled my brand new beer on my 21st Birthday and he was like "I'm sorry yo." and he gave me a VIP card to come back for free and I looked at the card and his name was Shannon and I hugged him and told him "I fuckin love you Shannon!" and then the bartender gave me a new one all over again. I told everyone who I ran into to never forget me haHa! I was so ridiculous. Cory Matthews from Boy Meets World bought me a shot. And by Cory Matthews I mean this guy named Cory that I then replied with Matthews? and he was like yeah! haHa! I'm ridiculous. So we stayed there untill it closed and I was the last one in the whole place and I was escorted out by two bouncers that let me finish my beer eventhough they told everyone else they had to throw theirss out before leaving and this one guy even yelled at the bouncers and me and said "How you gonna let that fuckin kid drink the rest of his beer when you made me throw mine away and I replied with "Cause it's my fuckin 21st Birthday!" HAHAahAHahHA! and I had two bouncers with me and rebecca and so I guess he just walked away cause he just left. But then I ended up talking to much that the bouncers made me throw it away anyways cause I was not drinking it. They both kindly walked me down the worlds largest flight of stairs. Once I reached the bottom I saw the bouncer that let us in for free and I grabbed his face and shook it too and said "I fuckin love you Phil, this was the best brithday ever! Thanks for letting us in for free!" HAahAHA!
Then when we got outside I went in the middle of the streets of downtown where it was all blocked off by cops and saw this girl that looked like Paris Hilton. And by looked like Paris Hilton I mean she was this skinny blonde girl wearing this skanky pink dress and had a pink crown on that said Happy Birthday and I remember running up to her and saying "OMG it's my 21st birthday too!" and out of know where this bitch pushed me and yelled out "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM HER YOU IDIOT!" And I turned around and looked at her and said "That was so unfuckingnecessary! you just fucking pushed me on my 21st Birthday what are you five!?! who pushes people?!" and there was this near by cop so I was like "Officer she just pushed me for no reason and it was so unnecessary." and the cop said "Young lady that was unecessary." She then yelled back "Arrest him for under age drinking!" And I yelled out it's my 21st birthday BITCH!" and I looked at the cop and pointed at her and yelled "ARREST HER FOR BEING A WHORE!!!" I then got pulled away by rebecca and some guys she met and then I saw these six black girls that were looking really fly in their clubbing outfits and said "Hey that white bitch over their just pushed me on my 21st Birthday for no reason lets go kick her ass!!!" And they were all laughing like totally on my side laughing and yelling at her and it was absolutely hilarious AHaHAHaha!!! It was so fucking funny and great!
Then we were walking down the street and there was like 6 bums all lined up leaning up against the wall and I hugged like all of them telling them how it was my 21st Birthday and shit and this one SUPER HUGE BLACK guy I went up to and said "whats your name?" and he mubled something like "Mona" in a really deep voice and I was like "what?" and he was like "MONA!" and I said "Mona?!?" and he was like "NO MONSTER!" AND I FUCKING DIED OF LAUGHTER AND FELL ON THE FLOOR OF LAUGHTER AND I GOT BACK UP AND GAVE HIM A HUG AND SAID "I Love you monster!" And rebecca and her friends like pulled me away and then I ended up in a planter while we waited for our friend to get his car to pick my drunk ass up and drive me home.
The next day I had a crazy hangover for about two hours and slept it off and ate Panera that Rebecca brought me which made me feel so good. Later that night we went out to BUCA di Beppo for dinner in the
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It didn't matter cause I was already definetly feeling the alcohol that we had drank at my apartemnt before leaving. AND I was totally thrilled that it was 12:30am and that I was now 21. We had walked by The Bank and I yelled at the bouncer that was checking IDs of the people standing in line to get in "It's my 21st Birthday WOOOOO!!" And he opened the velvet rope and let us in for free and cut in front of the whole line. That was cool, so was the fact that I got drinks for free the whole night from "The Bank" bartenders and at "BAR." I had the most fun at BAR where Ashley Keller poped out of know where to scare my drunk ass and wish me a happy birthday. I was like "OMG!! IT'S AHLEY KELLER!" I then grabbed her face and shook it and said "I FUCKIN LOVE YOU AND NO ONE IS GOING TO BELIEVE THAT I SAW YOU!" so Danielle took a picture with her camera for me.
I then went up to the bar and made friends with everyone, so many random people were buying me drinks and at one point this big black bouncer accidentally spilled my brand new Heineken and I was like omg you just spilled my brand new beer on my 21st Birthday and he was like "I'm sorry yo." and he gave me a VIP card to come back for free and I looked at the card and his name was Shannon and I hugged him and told him "I fuckin love you Shannon!" and then the bartender gave me a new one all over again. I told everyone who I ran into to never forget me haHa! I was so ridiculous. Cory Matthews from Boy Meets World bought me a shot. And by Cory Matthews I mean this guy named Cory that I then replied with Matthews? and he was like yeah! haHa! I'm ridiculous. So we stayed there untill it closed and I was the last one in the whole place and I was escorted out by two bouncers that let me finish my beer eventhough they told everyone else they had to throw theirss out before leaving and this one guy even yelled at the bouncers and me and said "How you gonna let that fuckin kid drink the rest of his beer when you made me throw mine away and I replied with "Cause it's my fuckin 21st Birthday!" HAHAahAHahHA! and I had two bouncers with me and rebecca and so I guess he just walked away cause he just left. But then I ended up talking to much that the bouncers made me throw it away anyways cause I was not drinking it. They both kindly walked me down the worlds largest flight of stairs. Once I reached the bottom I saw the bouncer that let us in for free and I grabbed his face and shook it too and said "I fuckin love you Phil, this was the best brithday ever! Thanks for letting us in for free!" HAahAHA!
Then when we got outside I went in the middle of the streets of downtown where it was all blocked off by cops and saw this girl that looked like Paris Hilton. And by looked like Paris Hilton I mean she was this skinny blonde girl wearing this skanky pink dress and had a pink crown on that said Happy Birthday and I remember running up to her and saying "OMG it's my 21st birthday too!" and out of know where this bitch pushed me and yelled out "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM HER YOU IDIOT!" And I turned around and looked at her and said "That was so unfuckingnecessary! you just fucking pushed me on my 21st Birthday what are you five!?! who pushes people?!" and there was this near by cop so I was like "Officer she just pushed me for no reason and it was so unnecessary." and the cop said "Young lady that was unecessary." She then yelled back "Arrest him for under age drinking!" And I yelled out it's my 21st birthday BITCH!" and I looked at the cop and pointed at her and yelled "ARREST HER FOR BEING A WHORE!!!" I then got pulled away by rebecca and some guys she met and then I saw these six black girls that were looking really fly in their clubbing outfits and said "Hey that white bitch over their just pushed me on my 21st Birthday for no reason lets go kick her ass!!!" And they were all laughing like totally on my side laughing and yelling at her and it was absolutely hilarious AHaHAHaha!!! It was so fucking funny and great!
Then we were walking down the street and there was like 6 bums all lined up leaning up against the wall and I hugged like all of them telling them how it was my 21st Birthday and shit and this one SUPER HUGE BLACK guy I went up to and said "whats your name?" and he mubled something like "Mona" in a really deep voice and I was like "what?" and he was like "MONA!" and I said "Mona?!?" and he was like "NO MONSTER!" AND I FUCKING DIED OF LAUGHTER AND FELL ON THE FLOOR OF LAUGHTER AND I GOT BACK UP AND GAVE HIM A HUG AND SAID "I Love you monster!" And rebecca and her friends like pulled me away and then I ended up in a planter while we waited for our friend to get his car to pick my drunk ass up and drive me home.
The next day I had a crazy hangover for about two hours and slept it off and ate Panera that Rebecca brought me which made me feel so good. Later that night we went out to BUCA di Beppo for dinner in the