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I personally hate new year resolutions...but here are some fun ones.....
In the year 2005 I resolve to:
Get all my belongings repossessed by the government.
Get your resolution here
...............they can repo my stuff and resell it and probably use the revenue to balance the budget!!
In the year 2005 I resolve to:
Get the chick next door pregnant.
Get your resolution here
.....because that is entirely possible
In the year 2005 I resolve to:
Spend more time snuggling puppies.
Get your resolution here
........as if I dont spend enough time with my puppy
In the year 2005 I resolve to:
Disown my parents.
Get your resolution here
....wish I could
In the year 2005 I resolve to:
Getting myself admitted to a mental institution.
Get your resolution here
..........because that's never happened before..........yea right....
In the year 2005 I resolve to:
Get further into debt.
Get your resolution here
...........dont think I need to resolve to do this......it will happen on its own
In the year 2005 I resolve to:
Get no less then 4 speeding tickets.
Get your resolution here
........it's about time I get pulled over for a moving violation
In the year 2005 I resolve to:
Become a slut.
Get your resolution here
..............according to some people I'm already a slut...and a slut addicted to cocaine at that
In the year 2005 I resolve to:
Molest more hamsters.
Get your resolution here
.........that's just fucking nasty...
In the year 2005 I resolve to:
Make the FBIs most wanted list.
Get your resolution here
..........starts plotting evil plots
In the year 2005 I resolve to:
Eat at least 2 pigeons a week.
Get your resolution here
..........ewewewewewew.......
In the year 2005 I resolve to:
Stop smoking pot by taking up crack instead.
Get your resolution here
.........hahahaha.......I'm a coke whore not a crack whore...haha Jenna
In the year 2005 I resolve to:
Pick my nose at stop lights.
Get your resolution here
.............ewew I've totally seen this being done too
In the year 2005 I resolve to:
Stop exercising.
Get your resolution here
..........hell no
ok I've had a bit of fun with that...a little too much perhaps....everyone do this and comment and let me know what you got!
In the year 2005 I resolve to:
Get all my belongings repossessed by the government.
Get your resolution here
...............they can repo my stuff and resell it and probably use the revenue to balance the budget!!
In the year 2005 I resolve to:
Get the chick next door pregnant.
Get your resolution here
.....because that is entirely possible
In the year 2005 I resolve to:
Spend more time snuggling puppies.
Get your resolution here
........as if I dont spend enough time with my puppy
In the year 2005 I resolve to:
Disown my parents.
Get your resolution here
....wish I could
In the year 2005 I resolve to:
Getting myself admitted to a mental institution.
Get your resolution here
..........because that's never happened before..........yea right....
In the year 2005 I resolve to:
Get further into debt.
Get your resolution here
...........dont think I need to resolve to do this......it will happen on its own
In the year 2005 I resolve to:
Get no less then 4 speeding tickets.
Get your resolution here
........it's about time I get pulled over for a moving violation
In the year 2005 I resolve to:
Become a slut.
Get your resolution here
..............according to some people I'm already a slut...and a slut addicted to cocaine at that
In the year 2005 I resolve to:
Molest more hamsters.
Get your resolution here
.........that's just fucking nasty...
In the year 2005 I resolve to:
Make the FBIs most wanted list.
Get your resolution here
..........starts plotting evil plots
In the year 2005 I resolve to:
Eat at least 2 pigeons a week.
Get your resolution here
..........ewewewewewew.......
In the year 2005 I resolve to:
Stop smoking pot by taking up crack instead.
Get your resolution here
.........hahahaha.......I'm a coke whore not a crack whore...haha Jenna
In the year 2005 I resolve to:
Pick my nose at stop lights.
Get your resolution here
.............ewew I've totally seen this being done too
In the year 2005 I resolve to:
Stop exercising.
Get your resolution here
..........hell no
ok I've had a bit of fun with that...a little too much perhaps....everyone do this and comment and let me know what you got!