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Once a boy asked his dad is God a boy or a girl?¿? his dad said both... then he asked if God was black or white?¿? his dad said both... then he asked is God Michael Jackson?¿?
I used to hate it when aunts and grandmas, used to come up to me at weddings and pinch my cheeks and say "Your next" "Your next". Well they stopped doin that crap when i started to do it to them at funerals.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch some Marijuana. Jack got high and dropped his fly and said do you wanna? Jill said yes and dropped her dress and then they had some fun. Silly Jill forgot her pill and then they had a son.
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, youre a mile away and you have their shoes.
If the ocean were vodka and I were a duck, I'd swim to the bottom and drink it all up. But the ocean's not vodka, and I'm not a duck, so pass me the bottle and lets get f**ked up!
The word of the day is "legs" I'll go spread the news
I used to hate it when aunts and grandmas, used to come up to me at weddings and pinch my cheeks and say "Your next" "Your next". Well they stopped doin that crap when i started to do it to them at funerals.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch some Marijuana. Jack got high and dropped his fly and said do you wanna? Jill said yes and dropped her dress and then they had some fun. Silly Jill forgot her pill and then they had a son.
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, youre a mile away and you have their shoes.
If the ocean were vodka and I were a duck, I'd swim to the bottom and drink it all up. But the ocean's not vodka, and I'm not a duck, so pass me the bottle and lets get f**ked up!
The word of the day is "legs" I'll go spread the news