A small list of some songs I hate
If you ever visit Delaware in the Newing community, 2nd floor, you will be well acquainted with the droning tones of two certain radios in the guys and girls bathroom. Luckily, Chris's room is right across from the guys room, so we get to here the wonderful melodies of spectacular music all day. The same 10 songs over and over. Its amazing.
And here they are.
1. Party Like a Rockstar - Shop Boyz
I will kill myself if I hear this atrocious chorus one more time. I dont think I need to explain myself anymore for this one. I wish I could repeat myself 30 times while sounding GHETTO BADASS.
2. Rock star - Nickelback
Because one song about rockstars wasnt enough. Now we have two piles of shit. I fail to hear any musical talent in this song. I hear whining. Dont get me wrong, I like a few Nickelback songs, but this is clearly not a song. It reminds me more of a pubescent boy trying to sing and be coolz.
3. Who Knew - Pink
I will personally see to it that Pink never sings again if she releases crap like this again. I hear this about 20 times in a span of an hour. WHO KNEW?!!??!!??!?!?!?!?! Come on, I coulda pulled better lyrics out of my ass.
If someone said three years from now
You'd be long gone
I'd stand up and punch them out
Cause they're all wrong
I know better
Cause you said forever
And ever
Who knew
Fail.
4. Big Girls Don't Cry - Fergie
Big girls dont make shit songs. Fergie blows majorly. This song is proof.
"And I'm gonna miss you like a child misses their blanket"
..........
5. Beautiful Girls - Sean Kingston
Stereotypical "lets get this popularz on the radio!" song. Aka more suck. SUICIDAL SUICIDAL SUICIDAL SUICIDAL. Im pretty sure pretty girls isnt the cause for suicide lately. I thinking more along the lines of a certain song....
6. Hey There Delilah - Plain White Ts
Ok. This makes me really sad because I really liked this song a lot.
ABOUT A YEAR AGO.
Until the radio played it every 10minutes. Every. 10. Now I cant even stand to listen to a line of it. I dont have much against this song. Its just a poor victim of the radio. Tragedy.
7. Apologize - Really by One Republic feat. Timbaland.
This might be one of my top hated songs at the moment. Really it is. Theres a limitless amount of stuff to say why this song is the epitome of horrible. Its jsut SO ANNOYING. The song is made up of about 4 words. Musical genius.
8. No One - Alicia Keys
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Oh Im sorry, there was a song/lyrics to this?
"At least we know what Alicia Keys sounds like when she has sex. It makes me want to pick up the radio and throw it against the wall, it really does." ~ special guest Chris Cotrone
9. Hate That I Love You - Ne-yo and Rihanna
"Its bad enough the Ne-yo became a solo artist. Its even worse that Rihanna became a solo artist. Its probably the worst thing to ever happen in the world that they made a song TOGETHER." ~ special guest Chris Cotrone
10. Tattoo - Jordin Sparks
Chris Speaks: She gets credit for being 16 or whatever, ok but honestly the song has the cheesiest metaphor Ive ever heard in any song. I jsut hate it. I cant describe it."
I agree.
11. Please Dont Stop the Music - Rihanna
We'll start off with the same comment about Rihanna mentioned before. Furthermore, this song is the most whining piece of shit Ive ever come across. I think they need to take the word "dont" out of the title. Irony anyone?
12. See you again - Miley Cyrus
Whore in the making #938. Gag me.. really this song just sucks a lot. I guarantee she sounds NOTHING like this and majority of it is thanks to the wonders of editing. If there was any musical talent in this annoying song, Id have to award credit to the computer.
13. Bubbly - Colbie Caillat
Its just bad.
14. Face Down - Red Jumpsuit Apparatus
Like Hey there Deliah, this is jsut a victim of the radio. I liked it before I heard it 20 thousand times in a matter of one round of Smash.
15. Crank that Soulja Boy - Soulja Boy
This is the ultimate suck. It really is. I dont care how cool and nifty you feel when you try to show off the silly dance you learned to imitate after watching the youtube videos of it 69379 times, it still sucks ass. If I could, Id be jacking on it. Or would I?
In case you werent convinced by my (and Chris's) amazing reviews of these "songs" then this should do it.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=pIqTYMZ_y_o
And here they are.
1. Party Like a Rockstar - Shop Boyz
I will kill myself if I hear this atrocious chorus one more time. I dont think I need to explain myself anymore for this one. I wish I could repeat myself 30 times while sounding GHETTO BADASS.
2. Rock star - Nickelback
Because one song about rockstars wasnt enough. Now we have two piles of shit. I fail to hear any musical talent in this song. I hear whining. Dont get me wrong, I like a few Nickelback songs, but this is clearly not a song. It reminds me more of a pubescent boy trying to sing and be coolz.
3. Who Knew - Pink
I will personally see to it that Pink never sings again if she releases crap like this again. I hear this about 20 times in a span of an hour. WHO KNEW?!!??!!??!?!?!?!?! Come on, I coulda pulled better lyrics out of my ass.
If someone said three years from now
You'd be long gone
I'd stand up and punch them out
Cause they're all wrong
I know better
Cause you said forever
And ever
Who knew
Fail.
4. Big Girls Don't Cry - Fergie
Big girls dont make shit songs. Fergie blows majorly. This song is proof.
"And I'm gonna miss you like a child misses their blanket"
..........
5. Beautiful Girls - Sean Kingston
Stereotypical "lets get this popularz on the radio!" song. Aka more suck. SUICIDAL SUICIDAL SUICIDAL SUICIDAL. Im pretty sure pretty girls isnt the cause for suicide lately. I thinking more along the lines of a certain song....
6. Hey There Delilah - Plain White Ts
Ok. This makes me really sad because I really liked this song a lot.
ABOUT A YEAR AGO.
Until the radio played it every 10minutes. Every. 10. Now I cant even stand to listen to a line of it. I dont have much against this song. Its just a poor victim of the radio. Tragedy.
7. Apologize - Really by One Republic feat. Timbaland.
This might be one of my top hated songs at the moment. Really it is. Theres a limitless amount of stuff to say why this song is the epitome of horrible. Its jsut SO ANNOYING. The song is made up of about 4 words. Musical genius.
8. No One - Alicia Keys
oh... oh oh oh oh oh
oh oh oh oh oh...
oh oh oh oh
oh oh oh oh oh....
oh... oh oh oh oh oh
oh oh oh oh oh...
oh oh oh oh
oh oh oh oh oh....
oh... oh oh oh oh oh
oh oh oh oh oh...
oh oh oh oh
oh oh oh oh oh....
oh... oh oh oh oh oh
oh oh oh oh oh...
oh oh oh oh
oh oh oh oh oh...
Oh Im sorry, there was a song/lyrics to this?
"At least we know what Alicia Keys sounds like when she has sex. It makes me want to pick up the radio and throw it against the wall, it really does." ~ special guest Chris Cotrone
9. Hate That I Love You - Ne-yo and Rihanna
"Its bad enough the Ne-yo became a solo artist. Its even worse that Rihanna became a solo artist. Its probably the worst thing to ever happen in the world that they made a song TOGETHER." ~ special guest Chris Cotrone
10. Tattoo - Jordin Sparks
Chris Speaks: She gets credit for being 16 or whatever, ok but honestly the song has the cheesiest metaphor Ive ever heard in any song. I jsut hate it. I cant describe it."
I agree.
11. Please Dont Stop the Music - Rihanna
We'll start off with the same comment about Rihanna mentioned before. Furthermore, this song is the most whining piece of shit Ive ever come across. I think they need to take the word "dont" out of the title. Irony anyone?
12. See you again - Miley Cyrus
Whore in the making #938. Gag me.. really this song just sucks a lot. I guarantee she sounds NOTHING like this and majority of it is thanks to the wonders of editing. If there was any musical talent in this annoying song, Id have to award credit to the computer.
13. Bubbly - Colbie Caillat
Its just bad.
14. Face Down - Red Jumpsuit Apparatus
Like Hey there Deliah, this is jsut a victim of the radio. I liked it before I heard it 20 thousand times in a matter of one round of Smash.
15. Crank that Soulja Boy - Soulja Boy
This is the ultimate suck. It really is. I dont care how cool and nifty you feel when you try to show off the silly dance you learned to imitate after watching the youtube videos of it 69379 times, it still sucks ass. If I could, Id be jacking on it. Or would I?
In case you werent convinced by my (and Chris's) amazing reviews of these "songs" then this should do it.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=pIqTYMZ_y_o