courtesy of perlmutter's away message
THERE ONCE WAS A FARMER WHO WAS RAISING 3 DAUGHTERS AND ALWAYS DID HIS BEST TO WATCH OUT FOR THEM. WHEN THEY ENTERED THEIR LATE TEENS THE GIRLS WANTED TO DATE. HE WOULD GREET THE YOUNG SUITOR AT THE DOOR HOLDING HIS SHOTGUN. THE DOORBELL RANG AND THE FIRST OF THE BOYS ARRIVED THE LAD SAID, "HI, MY NAME'S JOE, I'M HERE FOR FLO. WE'RE GOING TO A SHOW, IS SHE READY TO GO?" THE FATHER LOOKED HIM OVER AND SENT THE KIDS ON THEIR WAY.
THE NEXT LAD ARRIVED AND SAID, "MY NAME'S EDDIE, I'M HERE FOR BETTY, WE'RE GONNA GET SOME SPAGHETTI, IS SHE READY?" FATHER FELT THIS ONE WAS OKAY TOO, SO OFF THE TWO KIDS WENT.
THE FINAL YOUNG MAN ARRIVED AND THE FARMER OPENED THE DOOR. THE BOY ATARTED OFF, "HI, MY NAME'S CHUCK...--"AND THE FARMER SHOT HIM.
THE NEXT LAD ARRIVED AND SAID, "MY NAME'S EDDIE, I'M HERE FOR BETTY, WE'RE GONNA GET SOME SPAGHETTI, IS SHE READY?" FATHER FELT THIS ONE WAS OKAY TOO, SO OFF THE TWO KIDS WENT.
THE FINAL YOUNG MAN ARRIVED AND THE FARMER OPENED THE DOOR. THE BOY ATARTED OFF, "HI, MY NAME'S CHUCK...--"AND THE FARMER SHOT HIM.