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wmelon87: i have the hiccups
TheSurrealBunny: i love those
wmelon87: i hate them
wmelon87: they won't go away
TheSurrealBunny: well one man had them for like 40 yrs
wmelon87: i would kill myself
wmelon87: around day 2
TheSurrealBunny: yea
TheSurrealBunny: thats a true survivor story
wmelon87: haha yes
TheSurrealBunny: i mean he must have alienated his family
wmelon87: yeah
wmelon87: all that hiccuping would have driven them insane
TheSurrealBunny: they should have killed the man
wmelon87: and buried him under the driveway
TheSurrealBunny: haha
TheSurrealBunny: alive!
TheSurrealBunny: ooo
TheSurrealBunny: they poured oil down his throat
wmelon87: what!!!!
TheSurrealBunny: yea!
TheSurrealBunny: they should
TheSurrealBunny: i mean
wmelon87: ph
wmelon87: *oh
wmelon87: i thought you mean they really did
TheSurrealBunny: hah no
TheSurrealBunny: its like in three kings
wmelon87: never saw iot
TheSurrealBunny: when the poor oil down mark whalbergs throat
TheSurrealBunny: it was soo hot
wmelon87: well mark whalberg doing anything is hot like whoa
TheSurrealBunny: really?
TheSurrealBunny: except for that movie rock star ughhgh
wmelon87: cha!
wmelon87: oh well yeah
wmelon87: that hair was heinous
TheSurrealBunny: ughhhhhhhhh
TheSurrealBunny: boogie nights! schhawing!
wmelon87: hahaha
TheSurrealBunny: i mean really
TheSurrealBunny: mark whalberg with a 13 inch penis says much fun to me
wmelon87: it should
wmelon87: except you wouldn't be able to sit down the next day
TheSurrealBunny: of course
TheSurrealBunny: he can be the ape on my planet!