funny as hell shit

Jan 26, 2005 19:03

Well i had the most interesting luch ever today. Me and my friends were just playing around and we came up with this really fucking crazy idea that we would all get pregnant and run away. YOU DO REALIZE THAT WE WERE ONLY JOKING. Well we came up with song for that.
we wanna get knocked up
gotta push it out...
its supposed to be like locked up but yea...
we got some wierd ass looks in the hallway for singing that shit all loud. lol. but that was fun.

Anywayz im gonna lose my damn mind! Carl aka thedarkacepj is driving me outta my fucking mind!! He is wayyyyyyyyyyyyyy obsessed over me!! since 4:00 hes got to have called me about 15 times. I told him id call him back yesterday but then he had to screw up and call me back. well i didnt answer because i didnt feel like hearing him go "i thought u were gonna call me back." and i didnt feel like screaming "i was gonna call u back but no u never let me do u???" well he must have called me about 25 times last night and i never did answer. he called like every 10 seconds. and if no answer hed call right back. Hes driving me nuts!! hes doing that today too and im not answering because i really am not in the mood to hear his shit right now. im not even fucking dating him and he knows he doesnt havea chance in hell with me. He treats me like im his personal porn star. "tell me something interesting" or "say pussy, i just want to experiment with something" or my personal favorite "will u moan for me plz?" im like HELL NO!!!! i will never ever ever moan for him. not in this lifetime. 1 time i told him something interesting...big mistake...and it was yesterday he told me to say pussy over and over again. then i figured out y. it was turning him on. then i was like OK gotta go ill call u back bye. From then on it was non stop calling. holy shit. im fed up witht his and im sick of being responsible for keeping him alive! i should have never became his mentor.

well i gotta go ill edit later...
Previous post Next post
Up