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XoPiXiEgUrLiEoX [8:44 PM]: hey there
xSEXzyLiLGrLx [8:44 PM]: hhhhellllo p-p-pixes
xSEXzyLiLGrLx [8:44 PM]: pixie*
xSEXzyLiLGrLx [8:44 PM]: haha
XoPiXiEgUrLiEoX [8:44 PM]: haha i am not plural
XoPiXiEgUrLiEoX [8:44 PM]: i am singular sir
xSEXzyLiLGrLx [8:45 PM]: INdeed
xSEXzyLiLGrLx [8:45 PM]: me tooo
xSEXzyLiLGrLx [8:45 PM]: haha
XoPiXiEgUrLiEoX [8:45 PM]: you are a colie
XoPiXiEgUrLiEoX [8:45 PM]: not a colies
xSEXzyLiLGrLx [8:45 PM]: yes yes this is true
XoPiXiEgUrLiEoX [8:45 PM]: only when other colie is present
XoPiXiEgUrLiEoX [8:46 PM]: then you are plural
XoPiXiEgUrLiEoX [8:50 PM]: but then you would be coliei because like when there are two cactuses they are called cacti
xSEXzyLiLGrLx [8:50 PM]: hahahahahaha
xSEXzyLiLGrLx [8:50 PM]: coliei
xSEXzyLiLGrLx [8:50 PM]: hahahaha
xSEXzyLiLGrLx [8:50 PM]: ahhhhh
XoPiXiEgUrLiEoX [8:50 PM]: but of coarse
XoPiXiEgUrLiEoX [8:50 PM]: but there are no other pixies
XoPiXiEgUrLiEoX [8:50 PM]: i am unique
xSEXzyLiLGrLx [8:51 PM]: INdeed youa re sir
XoPiXiEgUrLiEoX [8:51 PM]: i wonder if two sirs are siri?!?!
xSEXzyLiLGrLx [8:51 PM]: iiii = taking a shower lalala beeee back soooon
xSEXzyLiLGrLx [8:51 PM]: its sirs you dork hahaha
XoPiXiEgUrLiEoX [8:51 PM]: ok bye
xSEXzyLiLGrLx [8:51 PM]: you just said it
XoPiXiEgUrLiEoX [8:52 PM]: o YEA
XoPiXiEgUrLiEoX [8:52 PM]: :)