E! True Hollywood Story: J-Walking
Unnamed Cop #1: Yeah, when that red hand starts flashing, that means finish, not start.
Unnamed Cop #2: It means hurry the fuck up man!
Unnamed Cop #1: When the red hand says "hurry the fuck up!" you fucking say "how high!"
Think J-Walking is a victimless crime? Then you need to shut the fuck up.
Every year, 72,346 people are killed J-Walkers who recklessly endanger the lives of their fellow citizens; usually under the influence of Cocaine and/or Red Bull.
Tell that to the mothers of the children YOU killed while J-Walking...all over the constitution. That's right. You're a communist and if Benjamin Franklin were still alive* he would probably punch you right in the throat just for looking at him.
*Due to a clerical error in Tupelo, Mississippi, Benjamin Franklin is still listed as living and a dually elected representative in the legislature.
Unnamed Cop #2: It means hurry the fuck up man!
Unnamed Cop #1: When the red hand says "hurry the fuck up!" you fucking say "how high!"
Think J-Walking is a victimless crime? Then you need to shut the fuck up.
Every year, 72,346 people are killed J-Walkers who recklessly endanger the lives of their fellow citizens; usually under the influence of Cocaine and/or Red Bull.
Tell that to the mothers of the children YOU killed while J-Walking...all over the constitution. That's right. You're a communist and if Benjamin Franklin were still alive* he would probably punch you right in the throat just for looking at him.
*Due to a clerical error in Tupelo, Mississippi, Benjamin Franklin is still listed as living and a dually elected representative in the legislature.