BAEKYEOL Voice Messages! (2/2)
BAEKYEOL Voice Messages! (2/2)
Pairing: baekyeol/chanbaek
Genre: Fluff, Humor, Romance
Summary: A short series of voice messages through the month of November between our favorite pairing, BaekYeol! It's short and cute and totally worth reading. Can you handle the amusing bantering? Ready, set, GO!
November 25th, 2013. 7:00 AM
“Hello? Baekyhun?” a groggy voice grumbled, clearly not being fully awake at such an hour of the morning.
“Chan, sorry to wake you up, but I have a very important question,” Baekhyun said, sounding apologetic. A rarity in itself.
“What is it?”
“What is the color of your toothbrush?”
“…..What?”
“What color is your toothbrush?”
“…..Um…..Green? I don’t recall-it’s too early. I’m going back to sleep-”
“Wait! Chanye-!”
This call has been disconnected.
<<<<<||>>>>>
November 25th, 2013. 3:23 PM
“Hello, Chan.”
“Well, don’t act too happy to hear from me,” Chanyeol deadpanned.
Baekhyun sighed over on the other end, “Sorry. I’m working on math. What’s up?”
“I want to cook for you tonight.”
“Really?”
“Yeah, what do you want?”
“Let’s barbecue your dog.”
“What? What do you have against my dog? No. Just not. Now seriously, what do you want?”
“Enchaladas.”
“….I don’t know how to make those.”
“….Okay, how about Lasagna?”
“….I don’t know how to do that either.”
“….Just buy more instant ramen.”
<<<<||>>>>
November 26th, 2013. 7:03 AM
“Hey, Baek. What’s up? You’re calling awfully early.”
“Where’s the spare key to your apartment?”
“….Are you there right now?”
“Yeah.”
“I’m not there. I left already.”
“Yes, I know that, Mr. Smarty Pants. Tell me where the spare key is.”
“It’s underneath the plant.”
“….I can’t lift the pot.”
“Put your back into it.”
“Ugh, I hate you……Nnn……Okay, got it. Fuck, that thing was heavy. What do you have in there? Rocks?”
“A lot of soil. What are you doing at my apartment?”
“I need to borrow your underwear.”
“....I’m sorry, what?”
“I need to borrow your underwear. I don’t have any clean ones.”
<<<<<||>>>>>
November 27th, 2013. 2:25 AM
“For the love of all that is fucking holy in this motherfucking world, there better be a good reason why you’re calling me right now, Yeol.”
“I just wanted to hear your voice. I miss you.”
“Well, you’re hearing it now. Can I go back to sleep?”
“Wait…I just…I want to tell you something."
“Jesus Christ…Fine, what is it?”
“I…I want you to move in with me.”
“….Okay. In seven months when my lease is up.”
“But I want you to move in sooner. I really need you to do my laundry; I suck at it.”
“….Goodnight, Yeol.”
<<<<<||>>>>>
November 28th, 2013. 4:26 PM
“Chan! Happy thanksgiving, love. Having fun with your family?”
“Yeah, loads. We still up for black Friday later?”
“Yeah, we meeting up at the mall, right?”
“At two. Be there.”
“Absolutely. Bring your running shoes.”
“And bring your pepper spray!”
“Sure thing!”
<<<<<||>>>>>
November 29th, 2013. 4:20 AM
“Chanyeol! I got my things! Where are you at?”
“In the lingerie store.”
“….What the fuck? Why are you there?”
“I was getting you something.”
“What?! No! Chany-!”
“Get your hands off these silky thongs! These are mine, bitch!”
“Uh…Chan?”
“Sorry, some hoe was trying to take your thongs.”
“Please don’t get anything.”
“But they’re seventy-five percent off!”
“Chanyeol.”
“Holy shit! This looks great! Do you like see-through?”
“What the hell?”
“They’re buy one-get one free.”
“….No.”
“I’m getting these and the thongs. I’ll meet you by the pretzel shop, ‘kay?”
“Chanyeol, don’t you dare.”
“The thongs are pink.”
<<<<<||>>>>>
November 30th, 2013. 2:00 PM
“Channie, baby…How’s your head?”
“It’s okay. There’s still a huge bump on it. By back really hurts too.”
“Black Friday is dangerous. You should’ve brought some protection. I brought my pepper spray.”
“….I didn’t think you were serious about that, though.”
“Of course I was serious. The people in that mall were hyenas. It would have been stupid not to bring it. It was seriously helpful.”
“You mean you actually used it!?”
“Duh. Some bitch was trying to take my new tablet from my cart.”
“Holy shit…”
“Anyway, want me to come over? I’ll massage your back.”
“Yes, please. Love you, Baekkie.”
“Love you, too. See you in a few.”
“And please leave your pepper spray at your place.”
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Pairing: baekyeol/chanbaek
Genre: Fluff, Humor, Romance
Summary: A short series of voice messages through the month of November between our favorite pairing, BaekYeol! It's short and cute and totally worth reading. Can you handle the amusing bantering? Ready, set, GO!
November 25th, 2013. 7:00 AM
“Hello? Baekyhun?” a groggy voice grumbled, clearly not being fully awake at such an hour of the morning.
“Chan, sorry to wake you up, but I have a very important question,” Baekhyun said, sounding apologetic. A rarity in itself.
“What is it?”
“What is the color of your toothbrush?”
“…..What?”
“What color is your toothbrush?”
“…..Um…..Green? I don’t recall-it’s too early. I’m going back to sleep-”
“Wait! Chanye-!”
This call has been disconnected.
<<<<<||>>>>>
November 25th, 2013. 3:23 PM
“Hello, Chan.”
“Well, don’t act too happy to hear from me,” Chanyeol deadpanned.
Baekhyun sighed over on the other end, “Sorry. I’m working on math. What’s up?”
“I want to cook for you tonight.”
“Really?”
“Yeah, what do you want?”
“Let’s barbecue your dog.”
“What? What do you have against my dog? No. Just not. Now seriously, what do you want?”
“Enchaladas.”
“….I don’t know how to make those.”
“….Okay, how about Lasagna?”
“….I don’t know how to do that either.”
“….Just buy more instant ramen.”
<<<<||>>>>
November 26th, 2013. 7:03 AM
“Hey, Baek. What’s up? You’re calling awfully early.”
“Where’s the spare key to your apartment?”
“….Are you there right now?”
“Yeah.”
“I’m not there. I left already.”
“Yes, I know that, Mr. Smarty Pants. Tell me where the spare key is.”
“It’s underneath the plant.”
“….I can’t lift the pot.”
“Put your back into it.”
“Ugh, I hate you……Nnn……Okay, got it. Fuck, that thing was heavy. What do you have in there? Rocks?”
“A lot of soil. What are you doing at my apartment?”
“I need to borrow your underwear.”
“....I’m sorry, what?”
“I need to borrow your underwear. I don’t have any clean ones.”
<<<<<||>>>>>
November 27th, 2013. 2:25 AM
“For the love of all that is fucking holy in this motherfucking world, there better be a good reason why you’re calling me right now, Yeol.”
“I just wanted to hear your voice. I miss you.”
“Well, you’re hearing it now. Can I go back to sleep?”
“Wait…I just…I want to tell you something."
“Jesus Christ…Fine, what is it?”
“I…I want you to move in with me.”
“….Okay. In seven months when my lease is up.”
“But I want you to move in sooner. I really need you to do my laundry; I suck at it.”
“….Goodnight, Yeol.”
<<<<<||>>>>>
November 28th, 2013. 4:26 PM
“Chan! Happy thanksgiving, love. Having fun with your family?”
“Yeah, loads. We still up for black Friday later?”
“Yeah, we meeting up at the mall, right?”
“At two. Be there.”
“Absolutely. Bring your running shoes.”
“And bring your pepper spray!”
“Sure thing!”
<<<<<||>>>>>
November 29th, 2013. 4:20 AM
“Chanyeol! I got my things! Where are you at?”
“In the lingerie store.”
“….What the fuck? Why are you there?”
“I was getting you something.”
“What?! No! Chany-!”
“Get your hands off these silky thongs! These are mine, bitch!”
“Uh…Chan?”
“Sorry, some hoe was trying to take your thongs.”
“Please don’t get anything.”
“But they’re seventy-five percent off!”
“Chanyeol.”
“Holy shit! This looks great! Do you like see-through?”
“What the hell?”
“They’re buy one-get one free.”
“….No.”
“I’m getting these and the thongs. I’ll meet you by the pretzel shop, ‘kay?”
“Chanyeol, don’t you dare.”
“The thongs are pink.”
<<<<<||>>>>>
November 30th, 2013. 2:00 PM
“Channie, baby…How’s your head?”
“It’s okay. There’s still a huge bump on it. By back really hurts too.”
“Black Friday is dangerous. You should’ve brought some protection. I brought my pepper spray.”
“….I didn’t think you were serious about that, though.”
“Of course I was serious. The people in that mall were hyenas. It would have been stupid not to bring it. It was seriously helpful.”
“You mean you actually used it!?”
“Duh. Some bitch was trying to take my new tablet from my cart.”
“Holy shit…”
“Anyway, want me to come over? I’ll massage your back.”
“Yes, please. Love you, Baekkie.”
“Love you, too. See you in a few.”
“And please leave your pepper spray at your place.”
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