To the Rescue (2/2)
To the Rescue (2/2)
Pairing: xiuhan, lumin
Genre: Fluff, Humor
Summary: Minseok was brave. Luhan was brave, too. Sometimes. And there was just something about heckling each other that was so enjoyable.
Fuck. Shit. Holy fucking shit.
Luhan was frozen. What the hell was he going to do? This was probably the most terrifying experience of his life, and there were plenty of those to choose from.
“Why the fuck did I listen to him?” Luhan cursed under his breath, mentally beating up his boyfriend. “I hate haunted houses, so why the fuck did I come here? I’m so stupid…”
And stupid he was for believing that he would win a champion belt for blindly proving his manliness. Minseok knew how to get his way, and Luhan just knew this was payback for the whole spider fiasco.
Minseok and taken him to this haunted house in town, saying that if Luhan could get through the entire thing without screaming, he would win a shiny champion belt and an entire night of mind blowing, erotic sex-dammit, Luhan was weak to fall for that.
With a small flashlight that barely gave off light at all, Luhan walked through the maze with the terrifying music playing in the background.
“Okay…so far so good…nothing’s here-OH MY GOD!” Luhan shrieked as he turned the corner coming face to face with a plastic mannequin. It wasn’t even a scary one, it had a big smile on its face.
“I don’t wanna be here anymore,” Luhan whined as he pushed onward, whimpering with each step he took. Then he felt something grab his ankle and that’s when he just lost it.
“AAHHH! PLEASE! NO!”
A human dressed as a ghost jumped out of the shadows with a scary roar.
“NO, PLEASE NO! LEAVE ME ALONE!”
Fists pounded on the walls around him.
“I’M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!”
It seemed to go one forever, but finally Luhan found the exit and fell to the ground once in a brightly lit room.
“So,” Minseok said, looking down at him smugly, “How was it, manly man?”
Luhan whimpered pitifully from his spot on the floor, shaking too much to get up. “Don’t make me go back in there, please, oh god, it was so scary,” he cried.
“….Is that water on your pants or did you piss yourself in there?”
Luhan looked down at his clothed crotch, and sure enough, a wet spot had formed there and it definitely didn’t smell like water. “Fuck.”
“Oh my god, you really did piss yourself!” Minseok busted out laughing at his boyfriend’s misfortune.
Luhan pouted as he desperately tried to cover the spot with his shirt, “Stop…”
“Oh my god, that was so funny!”
“No…”
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Pairing: xiuhan, lumin
Genre: Fluff, Humor
Summary: Minseok was brave. Luhan was brave, too. Sometimes. And there was just something about heckling each other that was so enjoyable.
Fuck. Shit. Holy fucking shit.
Luhan was frozen. What the hell was he going to do? This was probably the most terrifying experience of his life, and there were plenty of those to choose from.
“Why the fuck did I listen to him?” Luhan cursed under his breath, mentally beating up his boyfriend. “I hate haunted houses, so why the fuck did I come here? I’m so stupid…”
And stupid he was for believing that he would win a champion belt for blindly proving his manliness. Minseok knew how to get his way, and Luhan just knew this was payback for the whole spider fiasco.
Minseok and taken him to this haunted house in town, saying that if Luhan could get through the entire thing without screaming, he would win a shiny champion belt and an entire night of mind blowing, erotic sex-dammit, Luhan was weak to fall for that.
With a small flashlight that barely gave off light at all, Luhan walked through the maze with the terrifying music playing in the background.
“Okay…so far so good…nothing’s here-OH MY GOD!” Luhan shrieked as he turned the corner coming face to face with a plastic mannequin. It wasn’t even a scary one, it had a big smile on its face.
“I don’t wanna be here anymore,” Luhan whined as he pushed onward, whimpering with each step he took. Then he felt something grab his ankle and that’s when he just lost it.
“AAHHH! PLEASE! NO!”
A human dressed as a ghost jumped out of the shadows with a scary roar.
“NO, PLEASE NO! LEAVE ME ALONE!”
Fists pounded on the walls around him.
“I’M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!”
It seemed to go one forever, but finally Luhan found the exit and fell to the ground once in a brightly lit room.
“So,” Minseok said, looking down at him smugly, “How was it, manly man?”
Luhan whimpered pitifully from his spot on the floor, shaking too much to get up. “Don’t make me go back in there, please, oh god, it was so scary,” he cried.
“….Is that water on your pants or did you piss yourself in there?”
Luhan looked down at his clothed crotch, and sure enough, a wet spot had formed there and it definitely didn’t smell like water. “Fuck.”
“Oh my god, you really did piss yourself!” Minseok busted out laughing at his boyfriend’s misfortune.
Luhan pouted as he desperately tried to cover the spot with his shirt, “Stop…”
“Oh my god, that was so funny!”
“No…”
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