All weekend
Well this weekend was particularly great. With the exception of mario breaking up with me but w.e that wasnt as horrible as i imaginged it so idrc. Heres everything that happened. 1) I'm going out with darrell. 2)chelsea kailee and i made new friends at skateworld named Snake and Vince 3) I took out a fat lard and ill go into details later because it is so hilarious i know you'll die laughing....on a higher note> 4) Im not friends with brittany rose herrick. 5)at sw nathan ripped his shirt and it was hilarious 6) camping with chelsea was really fun and 7) brittany finally took my initials out of her profile.*whew*
Now to explain them one by one in order one at a time...hence the one by one statement stated before.
Mario broke up with me because i told him darrell liked me and he was like "oh how'd he get ur screen name???" so i was like kailee gave it to him (because she did) and so he was like well because of kailee its over so i just hung up on him. got ghetto guys arent supposed to be that sensitive!!! w.e i dont even really care i liked him more when i couldent have him and then when i had him i diddnt even like him any more so idk i guess i like a chase.
2)
At s/w Chelsea, Kailee and I made new friends vince and snake. there exceptionally HILARIOUS lol. we diddnt even skate almost the entire time because we were sitting there talking to them in the snack bar. snake and i were sharing a chair so he was crushing me but i diddnt really care lol. he reached over the table to chelsea and just like started feeling on her fat lol so we were like are you calling us fat?!?! and they were like no "i get off on that" lmao. so then they had a fat touching fest and it was hilarious cause they were like amazed by it. on a higher note...
3)
i took out a fat tubolard with the help of snake and everyone else who was in our chain of speeding skaters. I shall explain. We were all holding hands(me chelsea kailee vince and snake and nathan but he let go before i took out the tubolard) and we got going really fast and we were doing the thing where every other person goes and then they pull the other people and then there in front and you get going really fastly. well I was on the end next to snake and i was going realllllllllly fast and i couldnt stop and this toubolard was in my way so i just plowed him and my knees hit the back of his knees so i just took him out in the snap of a finger it was hilarious. So he fell directly on top of me and was cutting off the circulation to my legs so i was like MOVE TUBOLARD!! and pushed him off me and skated away cracking up for the life of me. then i got a high five from everyone for taking out a tubolard and it was the highlight of the night and my tailbone still effing hurts from him landing on me.
4)
Brittany idk what to say we were cool then i thought you were talking about me then you said your not so i believe you and everything thats not the problem. I wanna be friends with you still but when ashley sits here telling me you fucking hate me its kinda getting to me. Ok I lie its ReAlLy getting to me. yea ashley i know ur sitting there going "Yessssssssss! i made her life miserable" well w/e more power to ya that it makes you happy to see someone sit there and be depressed hoping to die how low can you be. Well britt idk what to say i love you to death and ideky i said all that shit and i told you over and over and over again that i diddnt mean it and you still say you believe me but your friends still keep giving me shit so idk what to say but ashley--please just leave me alone. love you britt
5)
I caused Nathan to rip his Dickies shirt on a billboard. I shall explain. Chelsea and Kailee and I were square danceing and nathan saw us from afar and so he came over and watched us. He just stood there watching and then when he wasnt paying attention i grabbed him and started square dancing with him and it caused him to fall against a billboard and rip his shirt on and outsticking bolt. Chelsea was nearby laying on the floor of skateworld LAUGHING so hard she "had pee pee on her pants"(in chinky voice) it was indeed, hilarious.
6)
well seeing as how it would take forever to write all the grand events tha happened whilist camping ill just name a few of the events and not go into details.
YOUR GETTING POUND CAKE EVERYWHERE!!! chelsea got hit in the back with a football and she also got bombarded with a guy trying to get a volleyball over the net. we saw a few really cute guys none of which me made any sort of contact with. chelseas dad pushed me off a row-boat into a very cold lake. chelseas mom fed us like fish because our hands were wet. that was pretty funny. (in forigner voice) THE DOOR IS OPEN THE DOOR IS OPEN!!! There are much more although i dont feel the need to type out all of them because my 4th finger from my thumb counting my thumb is beginning to hurt very badly.
7)
i insisted that since brittany and i werent friends anymore she took me out of her profile. at first she wouldent so but now she did thank god.
this is about all, i hope thats enough detail to keep you laughing as hard as we were all weekend. so long and goodnight,
<333 Maree
Now to explain them one by one in order one at a time...hence the one by one statement stated before.
Mario broke up with me because i told him darrell liked me and he was like "oh how'd he get ur screen name???" so i was like kailee gave it to him (because she did) and so he was like well because of kailee its over so i just hung up on him. got ghetto guys arent supposed to be that sensitive!!! w.e i dont even really care i liked him more when i couldent have him and then when i had him i diddnt even like him any more so idk i guess i like a chase.
2)
At s/w Chelsea, Kailee and I made new friends vince and snake. there exceptionally HILARIOUS lol. we diddnt even skate almost the entire time because we were sitting there talking to them in the snack bar. snake and i were sharing a chair so he was crushing me but i diddnt really care lol. he reached over the table to chelsea and just like started feeling on her fat lol so we were like are you calling us fat?!?! and they were like no "i get off on that" lmao. so then they had a fat touching fest and it was hilarious cause they were like amazed by it. on a higher note...
3)
i took out a fat tubolard with the help of snake and everyone else who was in our chain of speeding skaters. I shall explain. We were all holding hands(me chelsea kailee vince and snake and nathan but he let go before i took out the tubolard) and we got going really fast and we were doing the thing where every other person goes and then they pull the other people and then there in front and you get going really fastly. well I was on the end next to snake and i was going realllllllllly fast and i couldnt stop and this toubolard was in my way so i just plowed him and my knees hit the back of his knees so i just took him out in the snap of a finger it was hilarious. So he fell directly on top of me and was cutting off the circulation to my legs so i was like MOVE TUBOLARD!! and pushed him off me and skated away cracking up for the life of me. then i got a high five from everyone for taking out a tubolard and it was the highlight of the night and my tailbone still effing hurts from him landing on me.
4)
Brittany idk what to say we were cool then i thought you were talking about me then you said your not so i believe you and everything thats not the problem. I wanna be friends with you still but when ashley sits here telling me you fucking hate me its kinda getting to me. Ok I lie its ReAlLy getting to me. yea ashley i know ur sitting there going "Yessssssssss! i made her life miserable" well w/e more power to ya that it makes you happy to see someone sit there and be depressed hoping to die how low can you be. Well britt idk what to say i love you to death and ideky i said all that shit and i told you over and over and over again that i diddnt mean it and you still say you believe me but your friends still keep giving me shit so idk what to say but ashley--please just leave me alone. love you britt
5)
I caused Nathan to rip his Dickies shirt on a billboard. I shall explain. Chelsea and Kailee and I were square danceing and nathan saw us from afar and so he came over and watched us. He just stood there watching and then when he wasnt paying attention i grabbed him and started square dancing with him and it caused him to fall against a billboard and rip his shirt on and outsticking bolt. Chelsea was nearby laying on the floor of skateworld LAUGHING so hard she "had pee pee on her pants"(in chinky voice) it was indeed, hilarious.
6)
well seeing as how it would take forever to write all the grand events tha happened whilist camping ill just name a few of the events and not go into details.
YOUR GETTING POUND CAKE EVERYWHERE!!! chelsea got hit in the back with a football and she also got bombarded with a guy trying to get a volleyball over the net. we saw a few really cute guys none of which me made any sort of contact with. chelseas dad pushed me off a row-boat into a very cold lake. chelseas mom fed us like fish because our hands were wet. that was pretty funny. (in forigner voice) THE DOOR IS OPEN THE DOOR IS OPEN!!! There are much more although i dont feel the need to type out all of them because my 4th finger from my thumb counting my thumb is beginning to hurt very badly.
7)
i insisted that since brittany and i werent friends anymore she took me out of her profile. at first she wouldent so but now she did thank god.
this is about all, i hope thats enough detail to keep you laughing as hard as we were all weekend. so long and goodnight,
<333 Maree