ur mom

Sep 19, 2005 17:46

I think i'll start off by saying "HORSE COOKIES!!!!!".
On a lower note,(than horse cookies that is...) if your wondering why i havent updated, and are fed up with continuesly observing my livejournal, only to find that i havent updated for days, maybe even weeks on end, I have some advise for you. GET A LIFE YOU STUPID MORON. If you continuesly observe my livejournal, hoping something exciting to read will soon be posted, your terribly, terribly mistakened. So, before you continue on, I hereby suggest that you, yourself, go do something exciting with your life, rather than sitting your fat ass in a fold up, un-cushioned chair, while continuesly staring at the computer screen reading these words as drool is most probably running down your chin, and a fly buzzes around your computer screen(because it is the only source of light in your dingy livingroom/office/computer room/bedroom/parents room,ect.) and you just ignor it because your life is so dull that you havent the effort in you to at least try to slap it away from your eyes so you can read my live journal in peace. Now that you, the viewers of my livejournal, have that --if i do say so myself-- lovely image in your head, its time for me to continue rambling on about how you should really go find yourself a life, rather than talking to your "bee eff eff's" on AIM or some other messenger service, while continuesly looking at peoples awaymessages over and over even though you could recite them with the computer screen turned off, your body turned the opposite way of the computerscreen, blindfolded with a black handkerchief,hands tied behind your back. I'm sure you could also recite them in a reversed, as well as scrambled order. If you've come this far in reading this entry, I'm sure your trying to use your faygo can for a brain to figure out a witty insulting, and harsh comment to leave in my comments. But please, save your wrists the Carpal Tunnel. I hereby declair this entry over, and on a higher note,

HORSE COOKIES!!!!!
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