maybe I should get some hobbies...
First lets meet the contenders, shall we?
In the first corner we have Dumbledore's Army!
Very intimidating, I must say.
And in the other corner we have Edward Cullen! (and some other similarly wussy, pale people.)
Well now that we've met the ~teams, let's battle, shall we?
Well now, very impressive, Harry! Good job.
Let's see what Edward has for us!
Well... that was, uh, okay?
But wait! What's this? HOLY FUCKING SHIT IT'S HE-WHO-MUST-NOT-BE-NAMED. RUUUUUN!
(and everyone lives happily ever after, etc. etc. Harry has like 17 kids named after everyone who died, including Hedwig. Blah, blah, blah.)
*I mean no offense to Twilight ~fans on my flist! I'm just really bored.