Dumbassery Abounds

May 14, 2019 08:27

It seems that the Emirati ships that suffered "sabotage" were holed at the waterline with missiles or torpedos. Something that exploded, at any rate, as there were ding marks in the steel all around the hole in the picture on Fox. Pretty shitty missiles too, as they managed to sink zero ships out of four.

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That ship "Wise Honest" that we took away from the Tubby Tyrant - we ought to paint his beady-eyed, malevolent face on the bow, and rename it "Dishonest Dumbass". That would be cool. Pictures seem to have a way of propagating these days, I would suspect even into the Hermit Dictatorship.

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This is interesting, although I'm skeptical that one could eat enough amphetamines to make one's breast milk lethal, and still survive oneself. The fact that the child slept soundly for three hours and then woke up hungry seems to have been ignored as well. Quiet sleep and hunger are not really associated with amphetamine overdoses.

Assassinating a rival's heir with a poisoned wetnurse sounds like something the Borgias might think up, though.

Original posted at https://rain-gryphon.dreamwidth.org/82025.html

scoundrels, iran, dumbasses, tubby tyrant

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