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what it is my neighbor ! ?.... well i just finished dying my grannies hair ( well the lil bit she has left ... how cute ) and lifes been fun these past few days ... yesterday was amazing yet fuking scary as hell :: shits in pants ::... ok it starts off by me getting outta work going home and telling paula that i cud chill .. well anywho .. she FINALLY piks me up 2 hrs later and its julian , paula , mLe, michael boula, and i ... well julian doesnt smoke but umm we were all at ferns house and we were parked at some like lil park thing and there we smoked ... ok well then we leave to taco bell to kill time cause ferns parents hadnt gone to sleep yet and she had told evryone to meet up .. ok so we get there and we stay there for like 10 minutes ... after that we all leave bak to her house. we chilled there for a bit and then we leave to go drop julians ass off cause he wants to go home ..... so this is where the whole shitting in my pants thcomes in ... ok after we drop his dumb ass off we start to roll a fat ass blunt in the car ... mind you paulas right light is broken and we are now driving behind a cop the cop stops somewhere and lets us go in front of him and right there pauls knew he was gonna pull us over .. then mike being the feen he is says " omg ! can i eat the weed " and paula says " hell naw nigga .. dats my shyt " so paula tells him to put the cd case ( which was where we were breaking up the M J at ) under the chair and he slowly , trying not to make any sudden moves , THROWS it under the chair ... and mind u the cop already has his lights on and we are all the way on the right lane and thank god paulas smart she tells him shes gonna pull over on the left lane ( get it ? to kill time ) cause we cudnt find her spray ... so we are all like :: OMG >>> OMG >> OMG >>> :: even tho at this moment im not high .. fuking cop killed my high ... but umm mLe finds the spray and the spray is magnificant ... whew ... then we noticed that paula had a bong in teh car so we kik that under the chair and the roaches were kiked under there too ... the cop comes and asks for her shit etc ... and she cudnt find her insurance paper ... so he was giving her another ticket for that too !... then ANOTHER cop comes... and thank god that cop didnt chek us .. we wud of been fuked ... paula had to of had atleast 200 $ worth of shyt on her ... jesus !!!! so the cop comes gives us the ticket and she finds her insurance thingy so he takes that one away and all she has to do is find any cop so that he/she can see she got her lights fixed and let the cop sign it and send it to tallahasse with 5 dollars ... in which julian is gonna pay b.c this all happened just because he wanted to go home ... so we leave and we are almost getting to boulas house to go smoke again and another cop makes a U turn and starts to follow us but i guess he gave up cause he saw we were pulling up to a house .. thank fuking god !!!!! so we get off w.e and we smoked at a park by boulas house... and there we got high again and we played guess the ring tone !!!.. ahahahhaha mad fun .. i lost by 5 pts ... so yeah that was my night ... and as for today i chilled with jenisse and javi ... they came to my house and we stayed in my room .... chillin and then we stopped by coldstone got some yummy ice cream and dropped him off , then dropped me off and then jenisse went to work ... i had fun ! ... LOVE YA OJAY !!!!! bueno me voy para el work ... buh bie ... oh and thank god for paulas bong .. thats what held the cd case up and thats why the " you know " didnt fall all over the place ... tee hee ... ok now for real .. im out ...