Ante up, Santa!
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In March I stole lizallium's purse (-30 points). Last week I bought porn for sgtunderoos (-10 points). In November I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). In October I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points). In July I didn't flush (-1 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-116 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
xol0tl