1. Who are you? The easter bunny! 2. Are we friends? no, ur just the little hobo kid down the street that i drive around! 3. When and how did we meet? your sorry as came to town!..lmao 4. How have I affected you? in many many global warming ways! 5. What do you think of me? um.........we'll leave this one blank! 6. What's the fondest memory you have of me? fondest none, smelliest, when u clogged my toilet! 7. How long do you think we will be friends? i'm sorry hunn but we'll never be friends! 8. Do you love me? no, and i can say this to you cuz your not blood related! hell yes! 9. Do you have a crush on me? no but i'll crush you! 10. Would you kiss me? um...ew! 11. Would you hug me? no, i dont want rabies 12. Physically, what stands out? um...nothing ur flat as a bored! 13. Emotionally, what stands out? your farts, they've burnt out all my nose hairs! 14. Do you wish I was cooler? yeah, since u do live across the street our property value's have gone down! 15. On a scale of 1-10, how hot am I? Dont even go there you'rein the negatives! 16. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. Tard-for all the streak marks you leave on ur pants! 17. Am I loveable? Hell NO 18. How long have you known me? Way to long! 19. Describe me in one word. Hill Billy! ( ya know since ur trailers been fixed please stop pooping on our front lawn! 20. What was your first impression? got rogaine! 21. Do you still think that way about me now? absolutely 22. What do you think my weakness is? Holding ur gas inl! 23. Do you think I'll get married? no, you'll forever be a dork and live in tommy's basement! 24. What makes me happy? Food! 25. What makes me sad? um...ur hair dresser at bo-rics! (lmao) 26. What reminds you of me? um....Condeliza Rice! 27. If you could give me anything what would it be? a slap in the face! 28. How well do you know me? a little to well (phew ur gas is wack!) 29. When's the last time you saw me? unfortunantely, yesterday 30. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? yeah, you smell funny! 31. Do you think I could kill someone? Yeah,you killed the pope! MURDERER! 32. Have we ever had sex? I hope not! your not my type! I can't cheat on Brittnie 33. Do you miss me? No 34. Do you think i miss you? No 35. Are you going to put this on your LJ and see what I say about you? Yeah but it's not going to be on live journal
The easter bunny!
2. Are we friends?
no, ur just the little hobo kid down the street that i drive around!
3. When and how did we meet?
your sorry as came to town!..lmao
4. How have I affected you?
in many many global warming ways!
5. What do you think of me?
um.........we'll leave this one blank!
6. What's the fondest memory you have of me?
fondest none, smelliest, when u clogged my toilet!
7. How long do you think we will be friends?
i'm sorry hunn but we'll never be friends!
8. Do you love me?
no, and i can say this to you cuz your not blood related! hell yes!
9. Do you have a crush on me?
no but i'll crush you!
10. Would you kiss me?
um...ew!
11. Would you hug me?
no, i dont want rabies
12. Physically, what stands out?
um...nothing ur flat as a bored!
13. Emotionally, what stands out?
your farts, they've burnt out all my nose hairs!
14. Do you wish I was cooler?
yeah, since u do live across the street our property value's have gone down!
15. On a scale of 1-10, how hot am I?
Dont even go there you'rein the negatives!
16. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
Tard-for all the streak marks you leave on ur pants!
17. Am I loveable?
Hell NO
18. How long have you known me?
Way to long!
19. Describe me in one word.
Hill Billy! ( ya know since ur trailers been fixed please stop pooping on our front lawn!
20. What was your first impression?
got rogaine!
21. Do you still think that way about me now?
absolutely
22. What do you think my weakness is?
Holding ur gas inl!
23. Do you think I'll get married?
no, you'll forever be a dork and live in tommy's basement!
24. What makes me happy?
Food!
25. What makes me sad?
um...ur hair dresser at bo-rics! (lmao)
26. What reminds you of me?
um....Condeliza Rice!
27. If you could give me anything what would it be?
a slap in the face!
28. How well do you know me?
a little to well (phew ur gas is wack!)
29. When's the last time you saw me?
unfortunantely, yesterday
30. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
yeah, you smell funny!
31. Do you think I could kill someone?
Yeah,you killed the pope! MURDERER!
32. Have we ever had sex?
I hope not! your not my type! I can't cheat on Brittnie
33. Do you miss me?
No
34. Do you think i miss you?
No
35. Are you going to put this on your LJ and see what I say about you?
Yeah but it's not going to be on live journal
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HEY JAIMY I MISS U BABE! SHHH HELLO.? HAHA MEMBER AT THE HANDI DIP SMALL ORANGE! i love youu
-brittnie
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