give me something quick and sweet

[xoffbroadway]

i went to the doctor today. he asked if i was suicidal. i laughed because he asked me like.. like it was the new fall fashion or something. and said no, with a tone that said "hey doc, come jump off this bridge with me, everyone's doing it!". he said that's good. i'm back on prozac. like 60mg. then i came home.

ps- i realized i always get a cold right before i go to the doctor. weird.